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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This is me vs you,
- Like Goku vs Ma-jin-buu,
- No, wait lets not talk about cartoons,
- Better yet.
- Im a sharpened cutlery and your just a piece of food.
- I get reviewed for entertaining and to speak the truth,
- It's a waste of time critiquing you,
- Clearly someone didn't read the sign at the zoo and ended up having you,
- ("Do not physically interact with the animals")
- Is that too much to process? you fool.
- The shit you write could make a blind man cry,
- Got me thinking about committing assisted suicide,
- "I can't take your sh|t much longer", I'm putting you to the side,
- I just made you my b|tch, ha battling me kid was un-wise,
- That explains why your the anti-Moses of ladies thighs,
- You the absolute reason babies can't sleep at night,
- The thought of you popping up at their bedside,
- It would be such a thrill to kick you off a cliff-side,
- I've thought of a million ways to k|ll you but I just can't decide,
- Let's not beat around the bush, you just wasting time,
- I'm just laughing cause you recycling played-out lines.
- I'm the type of guy who could get technical in this battle,
- Your just the type of guy I laugh at when you babble f\/cked up lines.
- I can switch up to beat you silly fuck,
- You silly nut,
- Do you really have a brain or is your skull just filled with a massive bump,
- Your barz are ridiculous,
- You couldn't spit enough sensible lyrics to even fit a kiddies cup,
- It doesn't hurt me to tell you that your rhymes are nursery,
- Want me to stop, are you thinking "show me mercy Kyd"?
- I bet "your blinking fast" and your hand can't seem to stay still.
- You won't understand at first what is happening,
- its just taking time to in-still,
- It wouldn't be worth it all if I just ended your
- life with a quick scope, a quick kill,
- To take my throne you need to be skilled, u clearly unskilled.
- My barz are like sorcery, I am in the Elite class,
- This is a test young, you got to be Elite to pass,
- How much defeat will it take to prove you've been outclassed
- by the Elites in the class.
- Your a b|tch, and to me, twilight is when the sun is below the horizon,
- To you? I bet its a book you took much delight in,
- Right now I'm being polite kid,
- The right to battle me you've been denied, kid.
- Clearly English is your second language, What's the first?
- Talking crap is,
- You were brave to call me out that's admirable,
- But you jumped in the battle headfirst,
- Now look at you...headless and stuttering random syllables.
- By the look of things at one point, I bet you wished you were a unicorn,
- I'm sorry that didn't work out and you are merely in human form,
- But slamming your c|ck on a talking clock kid is not considered a booty call,
- Out of a thousand, I'd give you 50 points in roman numerals (L),
- Frame it for God's sake, put it on your forehead for all I care,
- Its just a way for us Elite ones to grade you clearly cause
- bitch you can't compare to me.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- why did you break my heart i loved you but you did not i guess you love dan because you dated him twice and me twice but you broke my heart you stupid bitch hope you fall in a ditch or fall off a cliff goodbye you fucking bitch you switch with our love can't believe you did that you were my love i loved you but you did not