CHALLENGER'S RAP

• there are five levels of fatness:
• healthy chubby husky fat and oh hell no
• But what happens when the cell you're sharing with a dude blows and
• becomes ground zero for a broad the size of el paso? when you wheeze and
• Squeeze until her fat moves, now the ground is covered in blood residue
• rescue ain't coming, if she bends, the devil will come running with a ring
• and swear to be true, but the horror comes in the bedroom when he
• gets lost in her anal tubes and dies of suffocation in a day or two
• Oral wasn't the best move and now she's blue in the face from sucking grace
• and turns to you, it's time to run, get the laces and vacate before afternoon
• and the doors close, sucks to be you
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• I knew a chick, this bitch was thick , she fucked four guys and they got
• mangled dicks trying to enter her slit but it was a trick and she turned out
• to be a He and he was pissed, an MMA fighter, they were beaten to shit
• I saw another dude who was black and had a fire hose to please the hoes
• he let us know and let it grow, he got hit by a truck and watched it explode
• His last date was holding on amid the throes of ecstasy and went out the window
• she was a bimbo, a nice set of juggs but no sense, she was done the moment
• she hit the electrified fence and was spent. the electricity made him cum
• lightning and we watched as he burnt to cinders, the evidence splintered
• and sent to old man winter
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• I knew a skank that could please 8 guys and service four women of varying
• size all at the same time, turns out she was a conjoined bombshell, so I had surgery
• done and she helped me cum, turns out two heads are better than one but i forgot
• the golden rule: Always use a condom, I contracted an itch that was so bad
• I scratched it with Obama, no not the president, I mean with the help of his
• momma, she was a fat tug with a mug that would make zeus, the sex god
• run, I almost went blind when she unrobed, So that's my story, always carry
• a 40 and get drunk before aborting, you never know if they may be clean
• or snorting or have teeth down below their shorties.
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• Lastly, always carry a wipe, you never know what shit gets on your love pipe
• she could carry crabs, lice or the reanimated corpse of Walter Kronkite back
• from the MACV-SOG during the Tet cease fire in the tail end of the 60's dog
• It could be worse, you could carry a flesh eating disease, eating away at your
• sleeves, until you end up in the same situation as Chris Rock before the wedding
• Carry you out in a box cause its upsetting the crowd and reassemble you
• with tools and assembly for now, you're covered in sores and your dick is
• an inch too backwards, circumcision is the only course but the scissors slipped
• and you're sharp dressed for the next trip into the depths of your wife's tits
• and that pain will only grow, I pity you, why did you feel the need to screw that hoe?