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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- raps like a head cap"? what next? context?
- raps like a long dress? ..raps like a sock? vest?
- ..raps like a lumberjack's shirt, coz it got checked?
- ..raps like a well kept suit coz it got pressed?
- ..raps like lycra pants, coz it got stretched?
- I can write raps when I'm not dressed and still rock threads.
- you're "not getting off".. sticking firm in the seat..
- like you'll train to change states until terminal's reached.
- said I'd "better leave", but you know if I left it..
- you'd just hang an entry sign on that exit..
- wait.. "not gay but", what's J's fixation?
- and if J's cross again.. that's a great innovation?
- I'll "get a grip" and flex the pen; if text offends it's never meant,
- and aint talking 'bout payback, like I've got debts to friends.
- but wait, I aint saying you're a match for that fact;
- it's a battlerap thread; you get battlerapped at.
- "never let wack" but accept the setback,
- or, J' should retyre like the epithet's jack.
- "raps like a head cap"? maybe.. wait, see..
- a 'new era's still in the making; it aint peaked.
- "raps like a head cap" and son's got potential.
- wraps tight like turbans to touch on the temples.
- Hustle like I’m broke
- Your **** is just a joke
- It’s all on me and I bet I never choke
- I killed your flow with a freestyle
- You can rap back but it might be while
- Until I reply, my oh my
- You lames workin bad bishes twerkin
- Stack my racks up cuz I’m puttin’ work in
- She popped that ***** til she said it hurtin’
- I don’t care, treat her like a ho
- CREAM til the end all a hustler knows
- Just how it goes, ya I suppose
- Watch that bish drop straight to floor
- Flipped that *** over put on fours
- Here I come, woah bish woah
- We ride 84s, we tote 44s
- Talk that ish get your head chopp’d off
- Yeah I’m out I beast I boss
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Pices needa keep the wardrobe in check;
- Suffices to say, I don't dread ya threads
- Rappin soft n about socks n vests.. wow, complex
- Tappin nails in ya coffin n doubt in ya head
- Now you're thinkin that your shit's the best
- but when I GET INTO IT it's just a jest
- Spam a mess of lyrics about gettin undressed
- You're a god damn pest n I'll crush ya like the rest
- Someone hit ya with a hex n left ya mindless n rhymeless
- Repressed emotions make ya spineless; I'll leave ya lifeless
- "NOBODY REALLY CARED" Can ya whine less?
- Homebody got scared huh? yuh, that's timeless..
- That reminds us, of ya "HEAD CAP"; that's superfluous
- like an empty gap between ya wrap n ya yap, let's do this
- Gotta explain that? ya gotta missin brain, chap; or can't use it
- Lotta bloodstains in the grain of my bat if you pursue this
- Glitz n glam don't matter after a *click blam* n two fist blitz
- Who dis? It's ya bitch; she on my platter n i clap 'er cuz the shoe fits
- but we knew this would happen cuz I got the rits AND wits
- Then leave ya in the pits, here's a gun with one bullet; call it quits
- I'm laughin cuz you'd prolly miss;
- Maxillofacial trauma hits like a bitch
- Call up ya momma n tell her your girl n I are hitched
- She's down to join us on this prick like a triptych
- Fuck that, she gonna slip this n her fat gap while I nitpick
- bout this n that, listenin to my dissin rap while I hit this
- You're gonna need more stitches than Abercrombie n Fitch shit
- while I'm fine n gettin my dick licked at this chicknic
- Now I'm thumbin on my necklace, workin down the checklist
- of reckless chicks ready to connect to my pelvis
- n this talentless overzealous lil Pisces fish bitch
- challenges me and gets impatient that I didn't accept quick
- Take a step back n wonder if you can really think fast like you predict
- 'fore ya hear me in my Saleen Fastback; rumble n crack to interdict
- I'm too fast on the attack for you to even snap back; get whipped
- you're gonna need a prescript, chewin prozac after this cuz ya slipped