DEFENDER'S RAP

• You think you're slick
• You a trick
• I a treat
• I want candy
• That's the bars I eat
• They taste really sweet
• Organized in my plastic pumpkin
• It's neat
• I step up to doors
• I think they hear my feet
• I ring the bell
• I hear a ding and then they greet
• Inside my pumpkin I bought last week
• I see a sugary feast
• My knees get weak
• Because I'm a sugary beast
• Walk out to the street
• Now it's time for you to be beat
• My trick is hitting you over the head with my bucket of treats
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• I win this battle you geek