Battles Mach5 vs Maverick
RULES
No cursing. Diss rhyme
Max of 64 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Maverick, you think you're so dappar (dapper)
- Buy you're looking at this rappad backwards
- Spittin bars out your ass really ain't cool
- Cause when you do drop a bar, it's actually barstool
- Your rappad rep is 13,000 you must be an O.G
- Even OG's say oh jeez, cause pockets full of posies
- Cant stop this plague like ring around the Rosies
- Don't get the reference, well look it up
- Or get your magic 8 ball, cause it just got shook up
- I am way beyond your lame repertoire/
- I left you unrecognizable/so f.u.bar/
- Getting tired of uninspired wannabes/
- I the antithesis/of your atrocities/
- From high above/i watch you cry at ease/
- I cause disease/with a marked increase/
- Like cottage cheese/clogging your arteries/
- In vein your flow has no viscosity/
- Stay home or (Homer)I'll body thee/
- I am the Ulysses of this odyssey/
- One arm bandit, even with one bar, not 3/
- I cash ur chips, thats my prophesy( profit see)/
- Line all you up, I body you to lay in bags/
- I ruffle you up and cause a dip in your stacks/
- The haze your baked in
- Is why you are so duh.. in fact/
- You didn't even notice
- when I removed your wack ass/
- participation plaque/
- With minimal force
- I move you so far/
- Making you eat your words
- Now, thats a crowbar
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So suave with Slav Adidas, like Vegeta in cheetah print I strut Uggs
- So slick I catch them slippin', trippin', sippin' tea out of a King Tut mug
- Ya lady's wading through the drip like the brother of Hades, "Where's my hug?" "Bitch, what hug?"
- So clean-cut no immersion, on an exotic version of a Persian-cut rug, she wants to play hut-hut tug,
- But I'm no buster to lust her, I'd rather pin the tail on the maid with a feather-duster buttplug.
- Suck on these lug nuts you mutt pug, this no trap in despise of come-ups
- But your little dogging attempt is meeting my mudflaps, the demise of pups
- See, what just happened that lies above, is how ya capitalize rebut
- Took the first dapper lines, destructed, 'cause you address in veil and it shows through
- Like a wet t-shirt I expose you, in that dress lookin' like you shop Baby Gap for guys with chub
- But if you're looking for something more tailor-made then the homie Dappah will size you up.
- Slow and steady wins the race and I write around the clock, 'drive.'
- Your cup of tea you, drown in what he-brew, 'cause it's Tzom Kal so forget going Mach 5.
- I'll eat you like a green food, you're just a flash in the pan like wok chives
- Turned bottom-feeders to seafood, and I'll spear YOU from the dock dived,
- You're carp, I'm sharp, been bumpin' The Lox like MacGuover,
- Got writs in the vault but don't even lock up my knives,
- With ya shit-impulse ya didn't consult anyone with, only pulled a fifth of ya lines when I could easily mock five
- Cuz I've the ability to Talk-Sick, but don't connive,
- Shouldn't stalking livelihoods be what a good hawk strives?
- Well I'm under ya bed where ya socks thrive,
- Might dox where ya derive, couldn't block to survive, get fuckin' knocked un-alive
- And I can bear the stares, that's why I flock hives
- Cuz I'm the sugar-honey-iced-tea you can't see, and I'm not waiting for your binoculars to arrive,
- With an ego like mine you'd be like-minded in agreeing seeing my pen is like watching Johann Sebastian Bach *Live*