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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Students be like part 1 follow for part 2 plus my real name is cassidy by the
  • way so enjoy. I do battles just to make everyone laugh.
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  • Let's get started.....
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  • (Sits in desk) Oh my gorg John just walked in the classroom i hear he's the
  • substitute here for a few days Jessie i am in love with him oh my gorg hi
  • John baby oh don't call you that well okay fine lay your body on me if you
  • will um my bad sir my mouth is purr okay i have to stop. (6 mins into class)
  • Jessie he's taking his tie off his shirt he's sexy oh my goodness oh my gorg
  • what John babes oh my gosh i'm being loud well slam me john hmm i'm
  • in love with the shape of you detention....Detention.....John look we can
  • work this out i'm sorry mr handsome daddy oh my goodness sorry.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Ok, I'd normally start in on the daddy issues
  • Or how you probly can't pay for new shoes
  • But hey, there's a new clue that John's screws' loose
  • He soon's gonna get news that's child abuse
  • Maybe he wants ta hang out n watch Blue's Clues
  • But he's gonna end up getting his caboose bruised
  • When the boys in the clink find out he misused you
  • He's so confused when the pink stink queue ensues
  • They'll line up amused to pay their orifice dues
  • John's bemused, but that won't save him from deuce juice

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