Battles vs Jacob_Arnold
RULES
Bring your best 50 lines or less (minimum 25) Best diss wins Vote fairly
Max of 50 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Jacob_Arnold won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on April 29 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Once I potted a plant
- Gave it water and all that
- Built a wall and protected it from ants
- Still it wilted like Jesus's fig
- I ain't going down like that, not dancing a fucking Jig, I'm better than you pigs
- i'll stew you in a pit, add spices and some bits and swallow you whole
- like Pac man and undead
- Call me crazy, i'm far from lazy kids I worked my ass off to be like Jay Z
- I couldn't rap in my first year, I made it here and still feel jeered
- Patrick was a fat ass, Loco with a bad back, never had a good crack
- then he went and smoked jack, fell onto the bus and became good
- for the lungs, smoked out the huns, never was one to be loved
- I dedicate this to my enemies cause Suns never set on those that are set above
- the trouble with tribbles is that Trekkies are defiant scum, Enterprising
- assholes in the face of the Rising Sun when the Empire comes and fires the cannon
- A low level magnum blast outs the bums
- i blast you with the truth and zap you, I wonder if it fit you
- you fucking Santa suit, Fag in a white bag with no chance to be true to your
- principals, Eat Shit drink and be miserable, I'm a disciple of the Mystical
- Shady invincible, You better run when i get my gun or you'll be rendered invisible
- Indivisible, one nation under Zod, heir to the throne of Krypton
- But this planet's on the daily and i'm spinning a new song
- Pass me a paper and pen, i'll do it again until this hoe is a man
- and he runs off with his hands holding his pants from exposing his
- slacks cause he cracked when I blew the Bagpipes from Baghdad
- the asswipe from Chad, the dude can't be sad cause Rappad's a
- mag full of bullets and tagged and now it's a war to find where
- he's at. It's the American Sniper vs non american trash
- And don't think I won't miss, my two shots are quick
- I took training from the best, that trench run was lit
- the Wars that you went through are piss takes and splits
- compared to the words that I soon will spit, you want me to fake it
- Battle you and awaken? Do your good deed and displace me and shake it?
- Take that dream to the Ginger bread man and bake it
- You're too chicken to rock with me
- Fucking Hamburger Helper with a side of grease
- Your hair bears resemblance to Foi Gras and cheese
- I'll eat you with salt and shit out the pieces
- you just got murdered by the Joker lil demon
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Intro
- This motherfucker!
- Wants to battle me?
- Imma show this motherfucker
- Verse
- Holy shit this motherfucker blew
- Cant make his own shit but imma make something new
- chasing a W so bad but damn it flew
- Lost to fucking prezzy you little fucking jew
- Listen tackling a man when he is down is not really good
- You know how they come up back in the fucking hood
- I dont live my full potential but damn I should
- Trust me if I was mad at you, you would be surprised that I could
- your pfp represents you, your just a fucking joke
- like B rabbit at the shelter man, you'll choke
- When I open my mouth you wish I never spoke
- And you may have some okay bars but your not fucking woke
- Other than the fag word you had no shots
- You had no intimidation it was just the clots
- Talkin bout how you watered pots
- Your votes will require donation like toys for tots
- And when I am ready for an actual fight they will forget me
- But when I am warmed up I will be armed and ready.
- Outro
- I dont really even give a fuck anymore
- You fucking.............