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Battle on April 29 2022

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Once I potted a plant
  • Gave it water and all that
  • Built a wall and protected it from ants
  • Still it wilted like Jesus's fig
  • I ain't going down like that, not dancing a fucking Jig, I'm better than you pigs
  • i'll stew you in a pit, add spices and some bits and swallow you whole
  • like Pac man and undead
  • Call me crazy, i'm far from lazy kids I worked my ass off to be like Jay Z
  • I couldn't rap in my first year, I made it here and still feel jeered
  • Patrick was a fat ass, Loco with a bad back, never had a good crack
  • then he went and smoked jack, fell onto the bus and became good
  • for the lungs, smoked out the huns, never was one to be loved
  • I dedicate this to my enemies cause Suns never set on those that are set above
  • the trouble with tribbles is that Trekkies are defiant scum, Enterprising
  • assholes in the face of the Rising Sun when the Empire comes and fires the cannon
  • A low level magnum blast outs the bums
  • i blast you with the truth and zap you, I wonder if it fit you
  • you fucking Santa suit, Fag in a white bag with no chance to be true to your
  • principals, Eat Shit drink and be miserable, I'm a disciple of the Mystical
  • Shady invincible, You better run when i get my gun or you'll be rendered invisible
  • Indivisible, one nation under Zod, heir to the throne of Krypton
  • But this planet's on the daily and i'm spinning a new song
  • Pass me a paper and pen, i'll do it again until this hoe is a man
  • and he runs off with his hands holding his pants from exposing his
  • slacks cause he cracked when I blew the Bagpipes from Baghdad
  • the asswipe from Chad, the dude can't be sad cause Rappad's a
  • mag full of bullets and tagged and now it's a war to find where
  • he's at. It's the American Sniper vs non american trash
  • And don't think I won't miss, my two shots are quick
  • I took training from the best, that trench run was lit
  • the Wars that you went through are piss takes and splits
  • compared to the words that I soon will spit, you want me to fake it
  • Battle you and awaken? Do your good deed and displace me and shake it?
  • Take that dream to the Ginger bread man and bake it
  • You're too chicken to rock with me
  • Fucking Hamburger Helper with a side of grease
  • Your hair bears resemblance to Foi Gras and cheese
  • I'll eat you with salt and shit out the pieces
  • you just got murdered by the Joker lil demon

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Intro
  • This motherfucker!
  • Wants to battle me?
  • Imma show this motherfucker
  •  
  • Verse
  • Holy shit this motherfucker blew
  • Cant make his own shit but imma make something new
  • chasing a W so bad but damn it flew
  • Lost to fucking prezzy you little fucking jew
  • Listen tackling a man when he is down is not really good
  • You know how they come up back in the fucking hood
  • I dont live my full potential but damn I should
  • Trust me if I was mad at you, you would be surprised that I could
  • your pfp represents you, your just a fucking joke
  • like B rabbit at the shelter man, you'll choke
  • When I open my mouth you wish I never spoke
  • And you may have some okay bars but your not fucking woke
  • Other than the fag word you had no shots
  • You had no intimidation it was just the clots
  • Talkin bout how you watered pots
  • Your votes will require donation like toys for tots
  • And when I am ready for an actual fight they will forget me
  • But when I am warmed up I will be armed and ready.
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  • Outro
  • I dont really even give a fuck anymore
  • You fucking.............

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