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44 bars topic: self-inflation, ego

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Battle on September 6 2021

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • // verse (0:19)
  • Dabble in this rap battle to knock ya off the saddle.
  • Rabble rabble rabble, gonna have to dodge the gavel,
  • have to watch the fuckin babble while I dazzle, no hastle
  • Dismantle and unravel every single fuckin sample.
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  • Yeah, I'm bringin the example of a beastly preamble
  • Springin like a vandal on this refereed ramble, it's no gamble
  • Set free on this battle to show ya I'm a fuckin animal.
  • Damnable, adaptible, and radical.
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  • Your efforts are admirable.. but I'm impassable.
  • I'm infallible to the degree of bein intangible.
  • An enigma yeah I'm astral. See me in my castle.
  • Sippin bourbon while I listen to my vassal.
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  • Lamb ain't got a rattle, it's impractical but valuable
  • They jelly yeah it's palpable it's not irrational, skedaddle.
  • Gabble gabble gabble.. Tongues wiggle waggle.
  • Kick em like a hoof o cattle, hung when they straggle.
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  • Whip ya and I cackle like a jackal..
  • I provide the hook no bait and tackle..
  • Read ya like a book.. collated in a chapel.
  • Decree that I'm a rook. got hella fuckin chattle. now look.
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  • Open up the cookbook, ain't ya normal notebook.
  • Ain't no crook but I'll hit ya with a hook.
  • I'm up in the atmosphere ridin a chinook. Thunderstruck.
  • This the route, all clear, leave em shook.
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  • // interlude / fuckin beat falls off
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  • // (1:38)
  • Alright alright.. let's hop back on the flow
  • Had a foresight of the limelight, throwback to Counting Crows
  • Mr Jones, let's go, you oughta know that though
  • I'm like a million years old, that's why I'm rollin in the dough
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  • Showin age, no children, but I'm illy and I'm chillin
  • Ploughin through the mother fuckin ropes that's my dominion
  • Resilient to opinions, bloody hands like villains. Straight killin.
  • It's so thrillin, fillin women yeah I'm drillin.
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  • Fulfillin my passion, yeah I'm smashin and I'm bashin.
  • Found my fuckin bastion and I cash-in on the action.
  • Got em askin if I see the fuckin flashin from my mansion.
  • Everlasting satisfaction from the attraction I'm amassin.
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  • Acognito passin through your blind spot like an assassin.
  • .. Ego that be gassin and inflatin like John Madden's
  • Aladdin of the game, rise above, I'm surpassin all the same
  • Need a glove, passin napkins to clean ya thrashin
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  • I'll settle on a stove with all this cookin I be laughin
  • All this clappin and this cashin, I'm expandin.
  • Let's go, Acognito in the zone, make it happen.
  • ... Acognito in the zone, make it happen.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • It's to late he done already caught a case
  • and i know there are many ways wasted half of my summer
  • but i don't feel any dumber different time different place
  • stand still like a totem a statue when she tell me stay in my lane
  • she been screaming at me giving me a pain in the minbrain goin insane.
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  • Step right up don't be shy i may not be normal but don't get on my bad side
  • that's suicide on a whole nother level don't make a deal with the devil
  • i might be depressing but let this be a lesson but if your in need of a blessing
  • i might be willing to come up with a show and tell off of the topic play 2k better not sell.
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  • i can't lie but these people acting like they haven't ate for str8 40 days and my heart can't
  • take all of this hate but i guess i done caught a case yea i guess its to late
  • sono done caught a case counting all this money i made.

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