Battles vs DARKSIDE
RULES
44 bars topic: self-inflation, ego
Max of 50 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on September 6 2021
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- // verse (0:19)
- Dabble in this rap battle to knock ya off the saddle.
- Rabble rabble rabble, gonna have to dodge the gavel,
- have to watch the fuckin babble while I dazzle, no hastle
- Dismantle and unravel every single fuckin sample.
- Yeah, I'm bringin the example of a beastly preamble
- Springin like a vandal on this refereed ramble, it's no gamble
- Set free on this battle to show ya I'm a fuckin animal.
- Damnable, adaptible, and radical.
- Your efforts are admirable.. but I'm impassable.
- I'm infallible to the degree of bein intangible.
- An enigma yeah I'm astral. See me in my castle.
- Sippin bourbon while I listen to my vassal.
- Lamb ain't got a rattle, it's impractical but valuable
- They jelly yeah it's palpable it's not irrational, skedaddle.
- Gabble gabble gabble.. Tongues wiggle waggle.
- Kick em like a hoof o cattle, hung when they straggle.
- Whip ya and I cackle like a jackal..
- I provide the hook no bait and tackle..
- Read ya like a book.. collated in a chapel.
- Decree that I'm a rook. got hella fuckin chattle. now look.
- Open up the cookbook, ain't ya normal notebook.
- Ain't no crook but I'll hit ya with a hook.
- I'm up in the atmosphere ridin a chinook. Thunderstruck.
- This the route, all clear, leave em shook.
- // interlude / fuckin beat falls off
- // (1:38)
- Alright alright.. let's hop back on the flow
- Had a foresight of the limelight, throwback to Counting Crows
- Mr Jones, let's go, you oughta know that though
- I'm like a million years old, that's why I'm rollin in the dough
- Showin age, no children, but I'm illy and I'm chillin
- Ploughin through the mother fuckin ropes that's my dominion
- Resilient to opinions, bloody hands like villains. Straight killin.
- It's so thrillin, fillin women yeah I'm drillin.
- Fulfillin my passion, yeah I'm smashin and I'm bashin.
- Found my fuckin bastion and I cash-in on the action.
- Got em askin if I see the fuckin flashin from my mansion.
- Everlasting satisfaction from the attraction I'm amassin.
- Acognito passin through your blind spot like an assassin.
- .. Ego that be gassin and inflatin like John Madden's
- Aladdin of the game, rise above, I'm surpassin all the same
- Need a glove, passin napkins to clean ya thrashin
- I'll settle on a stove with all this cookin I be laughin
- All this clappin and this cashin, I'm expandin.
- Let's go, Acognito in the zone, make it happen.
- ... Acognito in the zone, make it happen.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- It's to late he done already caught a case
- and i know there are many ways wasted half of my summer
- but i don't feel any dumber different time different place
- stand still like a totem a statue when she tell me stay in my lane
- she been screaming at me giving me a pain in the minbrain goin insane.
- Step right up don't be shy i may not be normal but don't get on my bad side
- that's suicide on a whole nother level don't make a deal with the devil
- i might be depressing but let this be a lesson but if your in need of a blessing
- i might be willing to come up with a show and tell off of the topic play 2k better not sell.
- i can't lie but these people acting like they haven't ate for str8 40 days and my heart can't
- take all of this hate but i guess i done caught a case yea i guess its to late
- sono done caught a case counting all this money i made.