Battles Maverick vs JESODIST
RULES
long awaited battle I got 40 sum lines WRITTEN let's get it
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on October 26 2021 and Battle on January 4 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Jes sadistic? I'm pessimistic
- He's less artistic than my left testic'
- and yes it's in lipstick, There's a fleshy imprint of red on his sister's breast where I flicked it
- Gotta bless this mystic, cuz Jes sadistic for reals, he'd piss on a Eucharist with Jezebel to test if she's pregnant or still' -
- Dead on arrival to my threshold sill, I thrash and seal the deal to trash this dastard little daffodil...
- Like a landscaper fixing a yard.
- I don't mean the clam's bushy, but ya vixen's caviar
- Who's #1? you're a lowercase " i " and I'm the lamp squishing on Pixar,
- What emotions have you bottled if you decided to ambush me with 60-some bars
- tryna exercise my repertoire with that perplexing flim-flam, r/wooshing so like Hulk I'm just flexing the thwart,
- what you weaponize ricochets like reflections on swords
- Latinos are known for their flavor, I'm spicing up ya life,
- after ceasin' ya basil ganglia I'm sprinklin' basil on the gangrene then licking the knife.
- Mike the Crip basically gangsta! I'mma have em feeling bluer than his wifey's face
- Cuz Michael lost his marbles, he reads the Bible in denial of his vile tribal ways
- Piling rivals that snarled, caught up in violent violation of raping their "tight Holmes" so it's set to anyone with scarlet A's
- Liable to Hellfire as the final destinay'...... but he's not Christ's disciple anyway
- See Michael needs discipline so I'mma do 'em like "holy water" and let this rifle spray
- It's "you get out what you put in" what your karma has lead, but that statement isn't exactly foolproof...
- Cuz you'll be fucking dead, not getting up magically bulletproof
- No "tada!" ... It's "ta-ta" straight to Heaven,
- That's "gratata" with AK-47s, by the help of an anonymously named Reverend
- Shot at ya culture, no "race tension" besides you causing a great friction on my hot-rod, to break the lever,
- Cuz I'm hung like a horse but not a piñata ~ I do nada to swing that way, ever
- That whole scheme's......just a clever way of saying I'm Yahweh, you basement level...
- And you in Prada a "slaying" Devil....but "slaying" is slang...means your cock was replaced, severed
- I smoke you to a roach, La Cucaracha my stomping grounds..on your head doing the cha-cha with Shay Evans!!
- You won't be finding Lil Rob in the Bible-belt, hoping this Diablo bobblehead sells cuz ya not making guap from ya squabbles, well
- Bitch the only "score" you've taken is a heist for robbing a Taco Bell.
- Or a Target for glad bags, 'cause
- Your shit's rag-tagged
- And with rags, I throw hardly, with tags, you throw hardly ~
- You planting a punch is something that'd have to grow on me
- What's faux foliage? I really fold my foes
- like leaflets in my Death Notes, that's Yagami's origami
- That's a scheme with anime and botany, no animosity to bother me, I'm an animal turned bot,
- And-I-maul 'til you're botched, like what Anna Nicole bought, to my antics of ole Brauts
- You Spanish rap but won't post the audio to go against Namii..
- See, cuz Mike the Crip couldn't take the gripe to grip a mic and spit
- He likes to lip what I write and flips, he's psyched, he's hip to it, the excitement makes 'em chipper and that's highkey, yep
- Sike! I flip this - on sight from the hip, put in a woodchipper and I'll just make a cane for hiking, but I ain't the one tripping up on Mike the Crip.
- Cuz he ain't pulling up to strike with clips, I'm psychic, his whip got the "Phantom" label
- I'm sick of your weeps, your shits too cryptic and deep to fathom,
- I'd need a shovel, but none of us know how to speak your goofy Minecraft Enchantment Table
DEFENDER'S RAP
- The flame is on you're just Fillet Mignon to a Grady Drawn when the Shady Spawn
- With ya rep enslaved in bronze displayed and Sawn have you dragged in waves like a Baby Prawn,
- The Original show bard, im a cynical beast that escape from the Ole Ward leave you so scarred,
- Spitting 'fire like a dragon leaving your bone charred, the only thing you scratch is flat like a Phone card
- Bitch ass criminal Forward you gain victories posing like a pitiful Laggard, Im smart like a kid in Harvard
- Youd be considered an actual battle artist in Flo yard but you secure your ties like a Lo-guard always begging for votes like a Lyrical Coward,
- Mav is par to Cool Crowds, darker than Doom Shrouds, a Sparker of true flows,
- but Mr. Who knows all it take is two blows to Send his as flying above Dew Clouds, Kudos
- I'm 'danger like a Hot Nark wrapped like serpentine around the Wizzard Ark
- As for ya I've heard darker lines from the guys in Bizardvark!!
- First off, As a rapper in Contest ? you're Formless , 2 All Your punches are Worthless , 3 You have less flow than water Stagnant in Buckets,
- Bro so Your bound to get beaten by all the Soldiers in my Fortress 'bustin like Muskets, Cant see me 'Coming/cumming like Moltress
- I Put a hand deep in your asshole till you 'Ghosting like Hostess for-4 Muppets, 'Not a BadBoy, Cant cop it" Showing no Progress,
- Plus You couldn't possess the dopest of prophets Resting in places Higher than where Moltress Is by Bringing Forces like those of a Sorceress you Don't Caress or Come to second Guess on a Melon fest,
- put a hollow tip on ya skull to see how ya cerebellum Rest the be like what's next? WTF you gone express?
- Whore in test this verse so manly you cant re-adress, you'd be better off if you wore a dress
- The thought of Mav on the top ten best is fruitier than a Melon Mess, I murder this blob in a Felon Fess Got a team of remorseful Medicals that dose em with Explosive Chemicals while he Sucks on Corrosive Genitals,
- Of those that give him the left cheek for not being a Nemesis , I swing the guillotine at menaces like Mav an leave em with a rip Spleen in they-day Premises, pause You need more than a multiple Shattering Pelvises to Alter the Genesis
- Sending people messages that bounce back like fraud checks leaving him with Wrecked Appendages,
- He shouldn't win caz Im a 'Legend like Will Smith emcees i Mince without having to plot like Judas here to Deceive and Convince,
- My patience is like that of Buddha's in This leave you in pieces in strips among Egyptian pyramids extinct ,the monolithic twins and the Sphinx
- Ask any rapper on site, Mav? He's just a bitch in this, a clown in the mix, a joke like a Jinx to these punches that hit quicker than optical Blinks
- Ugly news The untouchable thinks you worship Androgynous Links and can get murdered for free when they invoke a battleship of bombarding Anonymous Chinks