CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I can see the walls coming down on the ground from the mound out of bounds
• coming out to house with a scowl to be matched with a lightsaber packed
• cause Its Foray into Madness, not the greatest hits of Trekkie masses
• Beat them back with a bite from my fangs, Dracula attacking ya with a
• addiction to verbs like a comic con of nerds but Picard died when Vader
• was birthed, The death star could kill all of Vulcan Prime, never mind that The battle of Hoth
• is the Greatest of all Time, You borg motherfuckers are weak to false logic, my shits
• chronic, so this rap is going straight to demonic
• I tore a hole in the fabric of space and killed that dude with a mace for a face
• Khan what's his name, weak ass fucker next to Ig-88, Boba Fett, nothing better
• than two vets killing gents, You want to show me a series that clicks?
• Star Trek is just refried shit. Everything you did, Doctor Who did first
• A Dalek is better than that hack Kevin Hearst, I never wanted it to come to this
• why did you fans try to ruin my bliss, can't you accept that you're the lesser Sith
• I bleed you to death with a lightsaber swish and you turn into mist like Jar Jar
• idiot's shot to death by Trade Federation droids and the world rejoiced
• much like Nemesis killed the franchise, We're true fans, we have the high ground never
• come down, Star Trek's not found in my dictionary, The plots aren't even scary
• So take the DVD to the recycling plant, while i turn on the Empire Strikes Back
• Respect to Gene but whoever rode that berry needs glasses and itinerary
• cause your map is off cause your eyes are fogged, this is Ryloth
• Star wars was never rebooted, we never needed it, newer films are counterfeit
• Yeah i feel cheated a bit, but it's better than Nemesis, no new films after it
• you needed a reboot to fix the flaming crash it left.
• So state your case, yeah I know what it will be. Logic to Logic
• Come after me, young fools playing at fairy tales
• We all know who would win: Vader
• Well?