Battles vs Mixxi
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- your mother had an ulcer and out of it came you
- a four eyed piece of shit that can't rap without a clue
- I wonder if this beat will send some sense into your skull
- Because if Eminem can't do anything then Shady help us all
- West coast to East coast i'm about to spit the question
- who was the best rapper? Well they had a dope selection
- but it's time to judge the members of the rap olympics
- You spit on a dime, came around and spoke no habla ingles
- You're full of cheese and that line is wired electric
- and we're asking why you didn't practice neophyte
- did you get bit, run into a fence and get snagged on a stick?
- say goodnight before i take a razor wire, syringe and
- stick it in your hinges, oranges and pinches of salt, pepper
- emissions of smoke, sorrow and wisdom
- format the system and you die like you're living
- A source of derision, more hits than lipton
- before i go for the knockout like Plimpton
- A picture's worth a thousand words, this ain't Atari son
- I'm on Intellivision, circling you like the disk they thought would be good
- a proper replacement for analog and sticks should
- never be replaced by circular crap, much like your rhymes
- not responsive, just ass
- Enter Terror, and fall in pits and never show up
- 2600 sins cause you never called, never wrote son
- phoned home but left no note, you joke
- you think it's fun to gloat but you're poorer than
- the Bytes on Stella, guys jeer you like Esmerelda
- 128 bytes left to shoot but you're insane
- if you think stopping me is a dream down the lane
- I conquered Atlantis, Went to space and crashed it
- I killed DK with the blade of madness, ask yourself this
- When you blow up Asteroids or turn Yar into a harmless
- toy, can you really deem to speak your voice? Never in a million
- voids will you ever come as close, play coy little boy or you'll be toast
- You must be the advance force if so go for the gourd
- Ain't no telling if i have a sword from the Lord
- But you'll know before your carotid is torn
- right before you're shot with an Arisaka some more
- Here's a reeses pieces and some more scientists to hasten
- your demise post crisis, just like the nation out of patience
- we're breaking, and not going to take it, call twisted sister
- to book your flight to the next airport, you won't make it
- ok little War Pig, A Black Sabbath will mark your arraignment
- You're not getting that phone part until you call off your vacation
- Much like your raps being illegally created
- Dockett proceeding, Death vs Mystery
- No need to defend, the witness committed perjury
- Know more than you let on, went and dropped that bomb
- you want a war? Welcome to Vietnam
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Looks like man wants a fight, don't test me,
- I'll get with your girl, then her bestie,
- If this man thinks he can best me, best he
- Runs off before my ting gets zesty,
- And if he wanna get pressed, I guess he,
- Can respond but that shit gon' be messy,
- Got a Lambo, he still got a Golf SE,
- He ain't shit, I'm the GOAT, Leo Messi.
- Man wanna talk ulcers, he's an abscess,
- Pussyhole don't dare drop his address,
- Sending for me, a moment of madness,
- Spill his red paint on my pavement canvas,
- I'm the strongest like Carol Danvers,
- You questioned me, now I got the answers,
- Got cutlery, need no table manners,
- Chef him up, he'll finally be gangster.