CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Low and behold the shitting bard
• Bow at my dojo, I'm kicking arse
• Fix ya mojo, you don't know what's hitting hard, 'til yo nose starts dripping bitch you gon' get FOMO for missing bars!!
• I'm calling that, y'all finna stall it back, cuz I see you in fake Bape sweaters with yo' falsehoods, that's
• Why you can't swim with the sharks so you gon' meet fire and brim-stone like I'm lighting up your Volcom hats...
• Collateral damage with the heata', unconcerned who gets in the way, who!
• For real think ya dawgs work for PETA, cuz all ya homies can catch strays too!!
• Ask M-Average who's an actual savage known, I'm an animal
• Y'all a bunch of a trash cans that can't stop being trashy, it's a bad aroma for the 'Pad, the home of vaginals
• Call me a douchebag, I know, I fit right in... straight to the cut – That's assault.
• So you gettin' explosively tagged with my FRAG-RANTS cuz you're a bunch of hacks, in Axe cologne..
• get hacked, what's ya passing words? Shit.. last thing you had "the final say"-on's ya grandma's cat-comb,
• cuz like a British insult you're a "proper pussy" with a jacked up asshole
• and jackin' off the same jackboys that jacked ya microphone...my rap note's tactile,
• We'd yawn and mock hearin' ya, cuz you're like an onomatopoeia when I Sssmack ya (*wack sound*)
• RP my stomping grounds so unless you tryna' loosen ya pants, how else you gonna rattle the backbone?
• Cuz writers see me and act like a masseuse's hands... for a battle they back, down.
• Bored in my fortress, that's why I don't implore 'em, it's a forced fist... so get on board, Chess
• cuz i got other names who ignored on a list, including those that reward this mother-ducking behavior! ask Lordess if she kissed the door after I floored Miss,
• no florals or roses to give except the ones that a corpse can lift,
• and it varies from Goatz to CYN, 2K to Tondux-san
• To Khay, to Suuupreme, to Arsonist, McRuthless or Doc, the dude from Scotland, to the newbies that talk a lot
• None of you can do what Hugh Fox, TooSense or Osiris done,
• and really it's cool, all love, it's hakuna matata, it's just amusing the responses got...how fast one's hubris gets pacified
• And wounds get popularized then all you moo-moo's get cauterized
• No pubics but jaws dropped, I'm, having ya booby-trapped like broad stalkers;
• Madi Leigh had to take M&M's bars...She can drool on my gobstoppers
• Caught bods? Say it's "on God" – I'm the elusive Godfather,
• I'd "train you" only it's y'all's school bus I'm hot-doggin',
• I just like bullying hotshots, my plasma-ray vaporizes K's, 9's......get left a pool of dog-water
• Turn this joke Rattlebones into a ragdoll, got his skeleton poking out looking like a scarecrow where twigs be
• Hilarious digs! That vocabulary really finna bury me cryptically?
• I'd rather try to find Waldo at gay pride parades and start following Satan
• I'd rather golf with DJ and tell him how his multi's are basic;
• With all that craziness in walls of pages, like Mephistopheles' rage-quits
• Come hell or high water, I'm a hurricane, it's assalamualaikum to Aquasoul and Hades,
• Barnacles, say it, I'm that anxiety in the wonkiest Jenga, instant melancholy when I Lana Del Rey ya,
• Gon' need shiploads of bionical legs...cuz it'll be like going toe to toe with a bunch of Conor McGregors.