DEFENDER'S RAP

• I don't know man, it's like, I actually loved you..you were just putting on an act
• You broke my spine, how I carried the relationship like a mountain on my back
• This emotional slap in the face was rougher than any of those locker room ass-smacks...
• Even though you destroyed my heart I still miss digging my nose into your ball-sack
• The way you'd shove my face in the mattress with lunged-throbs,
• a natural at it, dressed like a fat chick so hung, my tongue slobbed
• I'm just reminiscing cuz i can't believe you cheated on me with Patrick from SpongeBob
• I hate you, I'm glad I copped a prenup before this, got more green than a martian,
• Now I'm getting my ween sucked by Nas X, and deep-diving in his preened up carpet,
• ...while you're on the ocean floor, stuck trying to figure out how to penetrate yo peen in a starfish
• Can't handle this pain it was an impossible outcome, the nights I have pouted, lost in the ballads,
• So depressed I even let the lettuce rot in my cabinet cuz it reminded me of the times I was tossing your salad!
• Bicht fuck hippo asshole, no more games, no more tryna catch a Twizzler when I'd whip it from my nipple tassels
• Hasta la vista, you gone to me bruh, cock-smoker...your dick was D tier anyways but you a grade-A dickhead – an honoree fuh
• I hope you go to hell for this and burn worse than the only thing you'll remember me by... spicy gonorrhea 😩