Battles Mach5 vs xLucas
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ok/, let's do this/ Mr xl ucas
- So I guess you're really tall/(xl) and proud that u cus (ucas) /
- how dubious/ or perhaps
- You love your extra large gluteus(xl) / and
- orange( u) proud to squeeze it/ cus (Cas)
- it's simply the juiciest/and it oozes an
- extra large (xl) sack of fluids /
- The truth is this/you produce this
- /with numerous uses / con people as you fuse it/
- To reuse it /in lucas' oily blubber
- and U are only that way/ cause..(cus) .../
- Could it be,/ over there/that blob of butter/
- wait/ sorry that's actually your mother
- I can't believe that's not butter!!!
- Now before you go/ and throw your hissy fit /
- here's the gist of it/
- Back away from the mic, your to close to this/why? /you insist/
- Well, You spray a noxious mist /as you spit whatever it is/you spit
- So when I permit you to spew it/your deliverless gibberish /
- Eat some licorice/or swish/ a peroxide mix/
- Because your breath/ I guess or suppose it's/... Halitosis
- Dude, please eat a peppermint!/ but i'll not surrender this engagement
- You cave save it/ I'll never quit/I already stopped remembering this
- So, I know you'll go.. / with your rhetoric /about blah blah blah/
- How ur deliverance is better with limericks/
- And the streets your from /
- made harder than adamantium/man, that shit is so dumb
- You're probably creaming your pants imagining this script about to be flipped/
- Just so you know,/before even your toe took a dip/ you were all rediwhipped.
- You could go with this, say im old/and I should be cryo dipped/
- OK, go head and try all yo shit/ I ain't scared bitch/
- I'm the guy that double dips his chips/ born with the largest chip/
- On this older shoulder/you hearing this/
- I'm actually the guy/
- Back when I would get high/ your mom said hi/
- Begged me for 2 quarters and I could buy/you... I said bye./
- I rolled my eyes in full view / and spent the 50 cents /
- on some French fries/even gave away a few.
- I just thought... are you the lucas/
- who lives upstairs from me/on the second floor/
- and constantly stares at me?
- Stop it/you're so fucking ugly/you're scaring me
- It's your turn, you can go now/
- here's your chance to go down/
- Strike now /while you can/
- Or lay the mic down / I'll understand!
- Split or stay in your lane/
- Or spare your game from certain shame
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Imma “switch gears” on Mach5, change and make him “shift,”
- My shouts will “leave him speechless,” like he’s pleading the fifth,
- I can “change his current” state, thats what I call a sea drift,
- I won’t “take him on my ride,” won’t raise him up for a lift “(Lyft),”
- Spray shots, with a Mac, straight at Mach5, so he’s dead,
- I can see between the lines, so I’m leaving him read (red),
- I’m someone of the future, I’ve placed him in the past (passed)
- It’s like Jimmy Johns, how I make him drop “freaky fast,”
- Increase the heat that’s on his head, I’m turnin up the fever,
- I’m “catchin his signals,” so you can call me the receiver,
- Do it like an alarm clock, I’m “making him snooze,”
- Don’t care about his feelings, haven’t “stepped in his shoes,”
- This dude literally put his rap on blind battle,
- Don’t need to see his bars, I still make his mind rattle,
- Change the “gate” he’s passing, his mind state is not golden,
- I “stack chips” like a Pringle’s can, I’m poppin him open,
- Here’s a one last thing, let me post you a message,
- I hope you don’t miss out on this, you’ve got the most from this lesson,
- You just tried to battle rap me, so you got my attention,
- After this you’re hiding your face like the Corona’s in session