DEFENDER'S RAP

• You need a device, to give you advice, on how to dress nice,
• I may seem like i only eat rice, but your head is filled up with lice,
• i understand that you think that my rhymes are real nice,
• and i can almost always entice an audience to pay up the price,
• for every album from day until night, im so cold they call me the ice,
• not george gervin though, damn that fingerroll nice.
• Shit, my skills are so tight, im such a delight,
• i turn on every room that needs light,
• i pound you so hard but i end it real light,
• dont ever pick a fight with me if im ever in sight.
• I even got a weapon for you that is made out of pipe,
• its purely metallic and even quite spiked.
• Suffice to say that i only eat you inspite of your OCD fright,
• imma rock and roll version of cupid, i smite,
• but despite that, i never bite.
• Ill unlock your personality with just a left swipe, i know that im right,
• ill even stir up a strike.
• Ill never spare you your life,
• but lift you up like a kite.
• Fuck it, im done for tonight