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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Rap fights on the internet, set em right like the dinner set
- Eatin' off the hate then bounce like "i'm headed out for cigarettes"
- I wanted all the smoke, you aint made a single cinder yet
- My boys stashing toys like the innards of them kinder eggs
- You aint even seen heat, i'm barely at a simmer bet
- You copied more lines than the ink off a printer jet
- Them zero APR bars man . . . no in-ter-est
- Eight bars in and you still aint picked the winner yet?
- Nine bars in and you STILL gotta consider it?
- alright stop . . .
- It's Johnson & Johnson, one shot, no warning
- Sick of all the corny lies, it's y'all out here performing
- like "your bitch is in my crib i'm piping up like an organ"
- "on my mama", "on my Jordans", man I hope you was an orphan
- to tell the truth, i aint rich, we thrifty like an 80s fleece
- but i'm tryna get a hundred bands, like KNB was hating me
- Acting Like I crossed a line . . . when I made the three
- now they in my face tryna take these accolades from me
- And as of late, they all know me as the sober type
- but i'm really rolling now, damn, I need some over time
- Thought it was a sweet sixteen, ahhh but we got more sir
- Please take a seat like Chris Hansen in the corner
- Say you on the scene but you just posing with reporters
- No half way crooks, nah, you aint even a quarter
- You up in your room on them threads like the bed fabrics
- I was off the wall, locked me up, like the med cabinets
- Boy come meet my world, i'll let ya know I Ben Savage
- Call me Mr. Sulfur man, don’t you see I end matches
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ya mama got gang banged by the voices in my head
- Just in case you wondered why you heard those noises from her bed
- Y’all plan to wear tin foil hats, I’ll just foil it again
- Gettin yolked in hot water like you boilin an egg
- Sever ya limbs, bleed from the knees, now you hip with the drip
- Jackin off to writtens but you still ain’t gettin a grip
- Hit after hit from the spears, ooops I did it again!
- And fuck an eye for an eye, I got a fist for ya chin
- I been with the shits, you just been pretty shit
- Least you ain’t livin with it, ya corpse stiffenin quick
- Think I’m playin? Man you sweeter than a Candyland board
- No mainstream daydreams, they already askin for more
- Still sharp enough to make waves, no Excalibur sword
- I made the underground hot like the mantle and core
- A star that’s down to Earth vs bars without no worth
- From thoughtful quotes to mama jokes, the heart surrounds my work
- Ride my wave and get dropped like you forgotten how to surf
- I throw shots with my whole chest you just an Austin Powers girl
- All ya favorite rappers white and straight outta Detroit
- MY hip hop make ya head spin without no b-boy
- Ask this whole site bout the puppet I ain’t known to give a shit
- Blew some minds, left y’all lookin like Homer Simpson’s bitch
- Ain’t nobody had to teach me all my growth has been legit
- Now this heat’ll turn ya to a vegetable, that’s photosynthesis
- When I’m rappin a sentence, I ain’t just endin ya career I’m fuckin smashin ya head in
- That’s just my method: astral projection, I’m above a body without a valuable lesson
- No music but you a rapper? News to me, took so many of y’all out the loop I could produce a beat
- I’ll win off pen alone too, fuck can you do to me? I done served more with delivery than Uber Eats