Battles vs Original_fio
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Who can tell the best story No rapping about rape or otherwise No dissing, no sexual content, no kids Keep it tv-14 rated. 64 lines or less
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I've had it up to here with Morello and Slash, the good ones are passed
- and the dead are in masse, giving good news to fans, Stan's never left
- the stands, giving up for cash and the music suffers a crash and X goes
- last, Zibit like a hitlist, it doesn't make sense to rap this, to trap a beat in
- glass from breakfast to supper, dead air to sucker, give me an upper cut you
- like butter, Death Row in the gutter, I'll say it now and i'll say it proud
- Sugh Knight's in town, throwing in the towel bloody scowl cause he's
- dead now, Killswitch is Chronic, son of a demonic, presents to the hobbits
- he's small like vomit but next to be honored cause this world has no logic
- X man and Superfly from Daikatana, Make you my bitch like Romero comic
- Power packs fly off the shelves in Angmar steady, beat you to bloody bit
- like Westernesse at the ready, This ain't Gladden, this is Pelennor fields
- we keep it real, coming at you with drawn steel, Hell is deep, Helm will
- bleed, crowns and things, Tupac and Biggie Treated like Kings cause Sauron
- got fucked in his ding ding with the ring on his dick, invisible bling see
- we're headed back to murder a bitch and trash all his shit
- I'm hard like Elephant dick, never go soft except for a bit, call up saint nick
- send explosive presents to Gollum and stick another bomb on for Frodo
- and liv, Tyler got with Skyler and they put on a gig, Two peas in a tripod
- and That's about it
- Now on to the story, I was with Frodo and sortie, making a 40 when we got a call
- about Orcs at the border, sneaking alcohol and a quarter of weed, we were
- ordered to bleed and steal that shit for the police but we smiled and said
- "we're high or we're dead" and we joined all the guys in a smoke filled
- shack on the bend, spit shit and then saw the skies part, Eru took a blow
- and Earth merged with Earth now the Shire's homegrown, i'm Loco
- this is so so but the look on their faces made me want for a paper
- and the next morning I saw it: Sauron wins election for Mayor
- and war is in session, Republic wants it's due, queue dead senators
- and an unending line of tanks and generals, marching on D.C
- This fucked with me so i made a wish on a star and found myself
- back in the bar and left in my car, not seeing the Balrog in the rear view
- Fuck my head feels wrong, like mildew, i think i need a pill, that'll do
- Next morning news: Mordor wants china too
- What do we do?
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hi, you must be new so let me do this for you
- My name is OGF, Imma create persona who's name is Jeff
- Jeff is def a dev, he plays to much better call the ref
- Jeff had anything in life, cars, money he could rap bars
- And even had a honey that came without the money, his life was sunny
- Hell has come, but your story kinda bored me, so now it's our turn
- Not even mine, I do the planning and Jeff does the crime
- Persona Jeff
- Jeff was on the streets, he parked his car and listening to beats
- creating fire ideas, he called them heats but it was the first day
- when after his winning streets it was the beginning of heavy defeats
- Knocked on the window of his Lambo, picture this in slow mo,
- Some hooded guy smoking indo, threatening him so
- Jeff was shocked and didn't know where to go.
- Refuse to cooperate, the hooded gun shot with proper weight
- Blasted outside his ride, he now had his own life to fight
- For, Jeff thought he couldn't go anymore, before he blacked out
- and woke up with his body in white beds and more.
- Now he just wanted to say that, he appreciated all the support
- the doctors gave him and they had his back
- Now he's acting God what this is all suppose to be
- How long does Jeff has to be in nursery undergoing surgery
- in Germany where he was transported to after that emergency where
- Jeff got shot and was placed in the infirmary
- Fueled with the rage like an animal, Jeff trained like a hungry cannibal
- Chasing his feeling for revenge that's almost tangible, to take it upon himself
- to give him hell and trouble and the damage double, isn't that a bit irrational?
- A familiar voice sounded from the back of the, better than gold and sexier than silver
- It was his wife his pillar, who new the name and location of his almost killer
- Jeff decided to divorce her, God was his source and his reports told Jeff his wife
- is a dangerous force.
- Jeff was def a dev, definitely a developer, a html editor turned into a predator
- without a competitor.
- Once in the city all these emotions causing commotions, more than ocean's motions
- The memories and his wife being part of the Trojans
- Went back to his house, no one was around, only his past on the ground,
- How it became clear that it was his own fault he allowed this to happen
- Where he almost drowned.
- Jeff fueled with anger driving faster than Ferrari's Micheal
- Looking in a mirror seeing a psycho holding in one hand a rifle
- Booking flights to heaven holding in is other hand a Bible
- Not planning on any revival when this act will be his final
- Stepped outside the car, crossed the bridge, but had no hook
- He continued driving listening to the sound of the track,
- His car shook, incoming instrumental horn, a bit wack
- But the beat hit hard, Jeff saw black and the beat smack.