DEFENDER'S RAP

• Half a Jurassic later: Hobo-San, RapPad's master procrastinator
• A spastic blazer, gassed up like the shenanigans branding some past dictator
• Alyson Hannigan's in my pants again, even though I've tried not to fascinate her
• But I'll hand this rambling mannequin a sandaling that lasts and will blast a crater
• I'm not burned, mate, you're in the dirt, hey, quit explaining your anime "wordplay"
• I want my thirst tamed, but your verse has got the verve of a hearse on a Thursday
• That mess is definitely not worth to maintain, it's got less integrity than Kurt Cobain's brain
• Laugh at it, this person ain't sane, and whatever analphabet you impersonate's lame
• I have a bit of an urge to make pain, to deliver a blizzard of feet to his gabber
• But I think I can relate to you, mister, you see, you and me share a saddle
• We've both dated your sister, so we do both appeal to the cattle
• And we're the only two people in the system who haven't yet had you beat in a battle
• Nine times the highlights can't bind your rhyme tight, you brought a high five to a knife fight
• If hindsight won't get you to resign from the site, the writer's strike in your mind might
• I know hentai guys will get a divine smite, but your demise had to chime quite right
• You've dined on cyanide-spiked rice with spice to give five Five Guys' clients a night-night