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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I try to see why you act so fly
- Yet I stand here today
- Bish you look like Bill Nye
- Swallow this pill like the ol' lady,no fly
- Yale not needed
- cuz I'll educate ya' thoroughly
- make ya' ass go to sleep
- bish sans a lulla-bee
- Run thru these lines like
- A cocaine addict
- All ya'll mothafuckahs
- Can suck onna' damm fat dick
- You got no bars
- You're a non-alcoholic
- Rap prohibition
- Man I ban ya' fuckin' raps,slick
- Mr.Fantastic,money like elastic
- Stretch across the ocean to my
- Swiss bank account isle,jit
- Lean on me,so guess that I'm not strong
- Rollin' stone,Bob Dylan
- Indiana Jones shit
- Watchmen hour
- I'mma go onna' rage
- Have Trippie fuckin' missin' me
- No more bars for now
- Bitch I'm in rehab
- End of this here duel
- Cuz bish now it's sundown
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Electromagnetic excitation, these words will shatter a particle,
- Im no Einstein, less radical, but some call it magical,
- Im like John Rambo, cept I don't know any Hindu Kush,
- Killing all the darkness out here like mace Windu troops,
- Mathematical deliverance, I got textbooks that leave the best shook,
- Minds confines, rearranging regiments, meth cooks want my best troops,
- Incarnated as an anarchist, only king of myself and I let that throne shine,
- Running in streets where folks grip their chrome nines,
- Fed watch my emails, know when I loan dimes, and tap all my phone lines,
- Got a lot on my plate, so you haters can chew on this,
- Father protect me, in a land where few honest,
- Jesus was fighting evil like a true onyx,
- Scalar detected, your radar deflected all my signals,
- When I go ape shit, you fakers wanna tape it,
- Knowing I came up from the snake pit,
- Im just out here dropping this vernacular,
- Spectacular, baby I would never let you fall in the wrong hands,
- Im just out here wasting my life away with James bonds plans,
- We should be out here opposing fallacies and lies,
- If the world was built on truth, fewer folks would have to die,
- You say fat cats got their hearts black and decided to put lines on the map?
- I say every empire got dirt and blood on their hands, so fuck anarchists plans,
- Keep track of all the facts, otherwise, find yourself catching flack,
- The more knowledge one acquires, the less he realise he truly know,
- Im like centralised banking in this rap game, I bully flows,
- Im trapped, don't know who to trust, out of luck, but my hatred don't grow,
- Stuck in a rut and Im just getting started, Im one in a billion solitary mind,
- Rainman meets batman meets your favourite rapper, but I ain't getting signed,
- Contemplating about the universe, world ain't ever gonna be black and white,
- Objectively we are yet to see the worst happen, right?
- So fuck it, if we truly living in the end times, then I might as well bend rhymes,
- So check mine, I shine like a pulsar, got your whole crew left blind,
- Shit, Id get shot in the head for asking people questions,
- Mama always knew I needed an intervention, fuck a smith and Wesson,
- I weaponise my love and placate all your hatred,
- But that's for the world, I was destroying grammer and leaving her naked,
- Guess I should have waited, but it must be that destruction was slated,
- Twenty two lines enumerating my mind in this battle rap,
- I ain't no angel or a devil, Im just a lost soul, and this shit is gonna cost loads,