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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • So sick of seeing all you little scapegoats in the same boat, I bet half you dumb asses scroll past the bars, just to get to the vote
  • I could beat most of you bitchs with cheyne-stokes, My key strokes bring smoke, off the printing press
  • Sense chain smoke mics like cigarettes, I'm bigger then your sillowets
  • This here's no cyber affair, Its a feeding frenzy, Welcome to the lions lair
  • Seems unfair, I tend to Bars like Roy Ayers, say your prays when my mallets in the air
  • Two pair on your Aces watch who chases the river in a rain storm, Above the Norm like wine glasses
  • Cheers, you couldn't lift my challis bitch, You kids full of useless facts like Cliff
  • Not the notes you take, Should of studied this a hard test to take,
  • That scheme was so nasty, and you just read on through, cause you have an issue wit your pen game
  • Rappads just a place where everybody knows your name, and your friends are just as lamb!
  • Your a wanna B, Its plain to see, Our troubles are not the same
  • Sense is the reason, everybody knows your name
  • I'm gonna take um back further wit this scheme, an rock around the clock again
  • Your an Author I'm not Fonds-of-Really , You wanna get Rich? E you gotta be Cunning-Ham
  • This shits not hard to grade Im all As , B you Mista C like Tom Bossley in the 70s that's great comedy
  • Cremate this cat, Hope you Lov-Urns an Shirley you've herd the word impossible
  • The Big Raghu break your pasta bowl , Polin-Check, Sense crushed on Jo from the Bronx not Jenny from the block
  • Thats a Facts of Life spin type Different Strokes, Beat down your kin folks Big Brother
  • Roberto and Eddie when I let these hands lose Willis,
  • Guess Im more like Golfers side kick cuz I's-Sick and keep Bars on deck, I gotta quit
  • This battles a comedy skit, every bar should have a laugh track hit.
  • That's it I quit, I Ponch kids like the Mexican cop in C.H.I.P.s

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Hectic machinations of a manic mastermind, I'm rolling the dice for keeps,
  • Insomniac to the grave, figuring out reality means the wise don't sleep,
  • Societal condemnation by these zombies, If you the "walking dead",
  • Then I'll be Rick Grimes baby, the Lord said no, you seem the type to take the cock instead,
  • I ain't homophobic, but you know the asshole only meant for taking a shit,
  • Hand my friend the Hebrew bible, but he more interesting in baking the weed,
  • Guess he thinks he's on the "high way to heaven", but the father doesn't sanction that,
  • Jesus lives, the matrix is real, now choice means you get to rank the facts,
  • Orbital alignment, who said science and Lord's words cannot co-exist?
  • There's hidden code in the old testament, equidistant letter sequences,
  • My logical arguments are orthogonal and make for a set of defenses, now you can hide behind better pretenses,
  • I'm like Twilight in the land of the rising sun, I was "sick" before I got on Obama care,
  • First, it was the twin towers, and then we all realized we ruled by grim powers,
  • Like Seal Team Six I ain't let Osama scare, 50 percent off the donut hole,
  • New World Order coming soon, you be ready to let the Chrome unfold,
  • If you are wicked, you just like the Illuminati Satanists with their ill-gotten gains,
  • The flower of life is truth and Jesus, now you be the one to let the pollen rain,
  • So when the call arrives, will ya be able to stand for truth?
  • Used to smoke like a chimney, till I realized nobody cancer-proof,
  • Asked the father to help me with all these and more, he never failed,
  • Ruled by these psychopathic dictators who think use threats and violence,
  • Fear and reprisals, to ensure that even the best are silenced,
  • But I tell you to have no fear and walk with the Father,
  • I'm born again finding my identity as per the father, money is from Satan, so I barter,

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