Battles  ArtherHeel vs ShiaLaBeouf

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ShiaLaBeouf won this battle!

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Battle on October 24 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I am raping while fapping and sneezing and cheezing
  • that doens''t even make any sense, how am i sneezing and cheezing at the same time
  • what even is cheezing
  • is it a vegetable
  • or just a regular table?
  • i dont even know where i am right now,
  • like seriously where the fuck am i right now?
  • In a house, in a shoe?
  • No clue.
  • my mother taught me how to fly like a fly YO
  • and my papa he told me not to bleed on midgets cause the midgets got feelings
  • and if you be sneezing on dem midgets den does midgets start bleeding and crying
  • and no one wants crying midgets because crying midgets be pain hurt.

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