DEFENDER'S RAP

• You wanna cause war, well i’m distort your lines like a warp in times
• I heard you a rap whore, welp i’m just here to report the Corp of shitty Rhymes
• I might not be a rap god, but i’m the LOSER who ended your career, make your battles minus one
• Your raps were credit card fraud, your the snoozer of the year, make this battle your final one
• I may not have many wins, but those were a joke, like your rap, i’d give it 1 out of ten
• Your rap is full of sins, so bad I almost choked, i’ma need a recap of how you got so bad then
• I’ma get the winning vote margin like Juice did in almost every battle
• I know you’d wanna call truce, but you just in a field like a cattle
• You wanna talk about me rhyming at the end of every sentence, but take a look at yourself, half your lines got no rhymes
• I got perfect timing and all the friends right on attendance, yet i’ll do things myself, I keep comin in with Nines
• If you think I whine after every loss, then you must piss yourself in your sleep over this battle, because on discord I got 362 dubs
• I’ll be chugging wine and staying sober over this line I crossed, you must miss pokemaine streams and tryna be noticed like the other scrubs
• You rap the most basic lines like an MPC, forgot to add the brain coding to the dodo that’s tryna contest me
• You must have some lag on your PC, you are going a megabyte too slow and not even 1 percent LOADING... and still stuck in place like Vermont Teddy
• PUNK!