CHALLENGER'S RAP

• She sells seashells on the seashore
• But the value of these shells will fall
• Due to the laws of supply and demand
• No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
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• Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity
• Shells will sell much better if people think they're rare you see
• Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island
• Stock pile em high until they're rarer than a diamond
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• Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em
• Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
• Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
• If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man
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• 3: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
• Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
• Shells must sell, that will be your new philosophy
• Swallow all your morals they're a poor mans quality
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• 4: Expand, expand, expand
• Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
• 5: Why just shells? Why limit yourself?
• She sells sea shells sell oil as well
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• 6: Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
• Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
• 7: Press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
• Then run to be the president of the United States
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• 8: Big smile mate, big wave, that's great
• Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
• 9: Polarize the people, controversy is the game
• It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
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• 10: The world is yours
• Step out on a stage to a round of applause
• You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
• And you sell sea shells on the sea shore