DEFENDER'S RAP

• Playin' with hearts like a kiss wrapper, my girlfriend without me does not look dapper,
• She got a bit sadder, so she got a bit fatter, my wallet's on sumo now, so she got a bit madder,
• I wasn't the best husband, sleepin' with that seal, I was always a bit reluctant,
• I liked fucking, she liked sucking, teasing me as she put her finger through a raspberry muffin,
• She licked her lips, she wanted the Dope's tip, told her later tonight, let's meet up after your shift,
• Few years after that this relationship turned to shit, in a fucking instant she was a fuckin' bitch,
• I mean, it's easy to throw blame, but I guess I'm too much of a pussy to confront the shame,