CHALLENGER'S RAP

• If i was locked in a room with the worst of the news i would take Nancy's face and
• give Biden a bruise cause i'm tired of this crap, you can't give happy stuff
• a chance, how about a cat getting a scratch, not another Biden attack
• Why do i ask? cause i'm all out of gas cause my mind's behind a mask
• and the fact is, i'm in the crack biz, my brain is fractured from hearing you
• kids, i mean come on Nancy, you've got to try harder, don't argue with people
• try to be charming for starters, tell a joke or choke a dope, i mean
• do us a favor and tell o Reilly, he's finally fallen on hard times
• these dark rhymes give birth to sad tidings, bad writings
• like The Last Airbender which was regurgitated excrement
• I wish to be blunt I guess, Freddy wants you but he needs to wait
• his daughter is the host of a horrid place, The news, It's screwed
• Populist snakes run the stories that only get eaten and spat on your plate
• like Bullshit at 8:00, hear me argue again and again till my chin becomes
• thin from getting hit by your shins, call the president, there's been a murder
• New anchor is none other then America's hated but the democrats are elated
• throwing a party in Vegas cause Camilla is now famous, got her face on a
• dollar and COVID causes squalor, but it doesn't matter if the rich are taller
• and the poor are in a box, cause Democracy is a Pox, the donkey got shot
• by the elephant's glock, two stocks and shotgun, gotta get one
• cause BLM's done with being friendly, Black History is a mystery
• cause it's overshadowed the contributions of White and Spanish teens
• Dutch and Afghan queens and people like you and me
• Don't air it please, I love you G but bear with me, it's tiring, this fire in me is turning
• into a blaze and i'm going to scream if i hear another Maya Angelou Soliloquy
• cause it's a problem if the only thing i get from the Super Bowl is that my
• contributions are a footnote in history, i don't hate blacks
• I just feel like it's insulting to our legacy