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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • you look like a Turd monster,
  • that doesnt even know the term foster.
  • how about get new foster parents,
  • you might get lucky and make you their peasant.
  • speaking of peasants im the king,
  • just gonna casually put you in the torture chamber so you keep hurting.
  • people will vote for me like im Joe Biden,
  • And your donald trump sitting in the corner really frightened.
  • Go to a mountain like a monk and get enlightened ,
  • gonna mock you on the way up and get your blood pressure heightened .
  • Prolly hostin a party and your not invited,
  • Look up there's Zeus shooting lightning and now you got smited.
  • Go to the church and your sins might be rightened...
  • I dont really know you look like a nerd
  • staying right there behind a fucking computer
  • if you wanna get better use rhymezone,
  • dont get too distracted or else ima shoot you with stone.
  • what the hekc is wrong with you ,you a damn clown,
  • and theres rumors saying your being gay all around.
  • bruh why are you so broken,
  • and what the fuck your so soft spoken.
  • now that i got you attention your eyes are open
  • gonna fuck you up you little kiddie kid
  • now lets go to an building ima put you up for auction
  • its technically putting you up for adoption.
  • to be honest im really just the best.
  • but rapping against you its just a simple test

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • oh i look like a turd monster eh you look like a snowplow from 80HD
  • everything matters to you stuck up in everybody's beeswax
  • think about it hold up wait a minute you dead or sum?
  • tryna run me over well i'll push you out the Dj booth yeah
  • drinking coke killing stuff you doing that i don't so stop
  • and i'm like okay and
  • okay and
  • okay and
  • if you wanna do stuff illigeal i'mma report yo butt

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