Battles newmansrap vs
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- you look like a Turd monster,
- that doesnt even know the term foster.
- how about get new foster parents,
- you might get lucky and make you their peasant.
- speaking of peasants im the king,
- just gonna casually put you in the torture chamber so you keep hurting.
- people will vote for me like im Joe Biden,
- And your donald trump sitting in the corner really frightened.
- Go to a mountain like a monk and get enlightened ,
- gonna mock you on the way up and get your blood pressure heightened .
- Prolly hostin a party and your not invited,
- Look up there's Zeus shooting lightning and now you got smited.
- Go to the church and your sins might be rightened...
- I dont really know you look like a nerd
- staying right there behind a fucking computer
- if you wanna get better use rhymezone,
- dont get too distracted or else ima shoot you with stone.
- what the hekc is wrong with you ,you a damn clown,
- and theres rumors saying your being gay all around.
- bruh why are you so broken,
- and what the fuck your so soft spoken.
- now that i got you attention your eyes are open
- gonna fuck you up you little kiddie kid
- now lets go to an building ima put you up for auction
- its technically putting you up for adoption.
- to be honest im really just the best.
- but rapping against you its just a simple test
DEFENDER'S RAP
- oh i look like a turd monster eh you look like a snowplow from 80HD
- everything matters to you stuck up in everybody's beeswax
- think about it hold up wait a minute you dead or sum?
- tryna run me over well i'll push you out the Dj booth yeah
- drinking coke killing stuff you doing that i don't so stop
- and i'm like okay and
- okay and
- okay and
- if you wanna do stuff illigeal i'mma report yo butt