Battles Mat4yo vs Zander
RULES
Write a battle rap about Rats. Suggested by Stofferex
Max of 8 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Mat4yo won this battle!
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Battle on October 24 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm choking a poet who wrote he's smoking up the rapping pad
- a more potent opponent'd be a gross underground habitat
- inhabitant, a rodent's got components that your raps don't have
- a rat could have ebola, still not sick enough t'attack at mat
- You sewer maneuverer sipping sewage like a piece-meal
- i'll bazooka shoot you in the shoe until you squeak and squeal
- I'll make your role in ERBPfinale want to seem real
- catch you trying to run these streets? I'll cream you with a cheese wheel
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hey you little Mat, Watcha gotta rat about
- I meant to say rap, but this subject gives me doubt
- I'll shoot you up like Ratz Instagib
- I'll kick your rat-ass while I chill in my crib
- Call me Rap Rat, my rhymes are horrific
- Rattling Ratings that make you murophobic
- My rhymes are crafted tasty, so just call it ratatouille
- I'll leave you in a rat trap, leaving you woozy