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  • I'll talk about other rappers girls,
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  • Cause their what iv'e actually done.
  • So act like I'm rapping for fun, and then can have a son.
  • But you call an ambulance up, if you done jammed you thumb,
  • So me hurting his feelings, might casket him up.
  • Example: facebook told me that your with a girl that's called Erin Pretty.
  • Must be a fake account, cause that bitch isn't pretty.
  • That thick biddie isn't a bitch skinny, she got a fat waist, thin clit, and a snout nose like Ms. Piggy.
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  • And this one here will crush you, cause even though you'd love too,
  • I promise bro, Zara Khalik will never fuck with you.
  • See even before I heard of you, folks wanted me to murder you,
  • And since your such a grimy rapper,
  • It wasn't hard for me to find dirt on you.
  • Like how you got your buzz of your cousin Shifty,
  • It wasn't you who did that,
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  • And it's a shame it took Shifty's car crash for your career to make an impact.
  • Or the fact that you don't inhale when blazing trees,
  • Which is just insane to me,
  • So from pot smokers everywhere, Stop wasting weed!
  • It's shit like that that makes me think this kids a re-tard,
  • He thinks the act of smoking means that his image is hard,
  • That's like ordering than pouring out a drink at the bar,
  • Or just loving the feeling of an empty syringe in your arm; its stupid.
  • Yo but we can do it, rap with hands, I'm sure the crowd doesn't mind.
  • We can really see if Brad is greener on the other side.
  • Fuck a green piece, a green thumb, cause Green ain't the man,
  • I would rather serve Bradley; Green Eggs And Ham.
  • And you can have your American Idiot bars lined up on replay,
  • That Shit! would be Dukie, and today would not be Green Day.
  • An ignorant American, youll never find a G as wise as me.
  • And I went for being me and you can chalk it up to irony,
  • I'm not fat, don't watch TV,
  • I'm intelligent, fuck I try to be,
  • So theres a million reasons to hate America, but none of them apply to me!
  • But how about you bro, your names Bradley Green,
  • Son that sounds Yank as shit
  • You light Yankee candles, and rock Yankee hats, and fucking yank your dick.
  • Yo your a fake man you fan or at least a phony in comparison,
  • But today you'll be just like one, Owned by an American.
  • My attack; Van Persie,
  • My D; Ferdinand.
  • If someone confronting you and your gran in the streets, you Defer the nan.
  • But i'll be off steer, yet strap them off near death,
  • This is fascinating faces verse a lawn chairs depth.
  • This a top tier threat vs. a not near vet,
  • So you might get here someday,
  • But you not there yet.

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