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- I'll talk about other rappers girls,
- Cause their what iv'e actually done.
- So act like I'm rapping for fun, and then can have a son.
- But you call an ambulance up, if you done jammed you thumb,
- So me hurting his feelings, might casket him up.
- Example: facebook told me that your with a girl that's called Erin Pretty.
- Must be a fake account, cause that bitch isn't pretty.
- That thick biddie isn't a bitch skinny, she got a fat waist, thin clit, and a snout nose like Ms. Piggy.
- And this one here will crush you, cause even though you'd love too,
- I promise bro, Zara Khalik will never fuck with you.
- See even before I heard of you, folks wanted me to murder you,
- And since your such a grimy rapper,
- It wasn't hard for me to find dirt on you.
- Like how you got your buzz of your cousin Shifty,
- It wasn't you who did that,
- And it's a shame it took Shifty's car crash for your career to make an impact.
- Or the fact that you don't inhale when blazing trees,
- Which is just insane to me,
- So from pot smokers everywhere, Stop wasting weed!
- It's shit like that that makes me think this kids a re-tard,
- He thinks the act of smoking means that his image is hard,
- That's like ordering than pouring out a drink at the bar,
- Or just loving the feeling of an empty syringe in your arm; its stupid.
- Yo but we can do it, rap with hands, I'm sure the crowd doesn't mind.
- We can really see if Brad is greener on the other side.
- Fuck a green piece, a green thumb, cause Green ain't the man,
- I would rather serve Bradley; Green Eggs And Ham.
- And you can have your American Idiot bars lined up on replay,
- That Shit! would be Dukie, and today would not be Green Day.
- An ignorant American, youll never find a G as wise as me.
- And I went for being me and you can chalk it up to irony,
- I'm not fat, don't watch TV,
- I'm intelligent, fuck I try to be,
- So theres a million reasons to hate America, but none of them apply to me!
- But how about you bro, your names Bradley Green,
- Son that sounds Yank as shit
- You light Yankee candles, and rock Yankee hats, and fucking yank your dick.
- Yo your a fake man you fan or at least a phony in comparison,
- But today you'll be just like one, Owned by an American.
- My attack; Van Persie,
- My D; Ferdinand.
- If someone confronting you and your gran in the streets, you Defer the nan.
- But i'll be off steer, yet strap them off near death,
- This is fascinating faces verse a lawn chairs depth.
- This a top tier threat vs. a not near vet,
- So you might get here someday,
- But you not there yet.
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