DEFENDER'S RAP

• Now that I think of it, No one gives a stinkin' shit,
• Probably could have predicted it, and told'em all start givin' it
• and avoided this predicament, but no one likes a hypocrite
• why am I even spittin this, No on appreciates me like Mrs Gacey's clitoris,
• I'm lazy and a counterfeit, never will amount to shit,
• always tend to contradict like suicide in Auschwitz,
• the wallets full of pocket lint, for breakfast had a bowl of milk and klonopins,
• who needs marshmallows?
• I can't rap 'cause I ain't a dark fellow,
• I guess I'll put away the mic and just start Cello
• Hair has more grease than the elbow
• no hook and no loop, but I do got some velcro
• If you askin' if they clappin' when I'm rappin' then the answer is "Hell No"
• But they are laughin, and I didn't tell jokes
• Don't try running, escape is not an option
• Killin' beats and put their kids up for adoption,
• microphones screaming "someone has to stop him!"
• now they're boxed in, locked em in, walked in and starting salivating toxins