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I challenge the best so i can improve. May the best man win 48 lines exactly No blind
Max of 48 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on April 3 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I climbed towers that are bigger than trees, that are growing out of houses
- that are smaller than fleas, my mind is an igloo, i can't tell the difference,
- there is a glitch in the system, i got Metal Arms causing Friction
- This ain't a Game, Cubed you into two, with a steak knife rated
- for slicing glue, so what do you do, except come at me. Let me give a reason
- to run with tails squeezing between your ass like they're freezing
- the season has come for Hell to flow, i got a brick from Osh, let's
- let it go, through the window and out the back, stuck a knife into your rack
- Hanged your dog with a clothes line cause i'm a King with Needful Things
- Bet your Castle Rocks, but it might just drop, cause i'm throwing a piece
- of your memories at you Mach 3, Suck it G, this ain't GOT, it's Lord of the
- Rings and i'm about to pull something called a Nazgul Scream cause the
- seams of my mind are a blade to the sea and the pain is a beacon
- leave you leaking like a vegan after seeing meat at a factory bleeding
- and she's seeking professional help like a piece of flaky kelp, under the ocean
- about to swell, like Eminem and Royce on Caterpillar
- i'm a savage killer, i'm a real cur, so come at me with your antics
- and madness, i'm not talking about ERB, Obama vs Romney, If you're Kane
- can i shoot this zombie, he keeps talking about something called skill
- i'm sure he's not keen on hearing himself sing, a do rae me, i am a shitty MC
- My name is failure, And of this i'm at peace
- Fuck off, you useless half breed
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You barkin up the wrong tree speakin of towers bigger than the trees
- Talkin bout fleas? Homie you buggin but can’t leave a scratch on me
- Ya mind may be an igloo but I got a roundhouse you ain’t gonna block
- You mentioned steak knives but now that the stakes are raised quit claimin you sharp
- It’s spelled “hung your dog” not “hanged,” how you only write but ya grammar always awful?
- You can hang that dog on the clothesline but we cut from different cloth so I’m barkin on ya
- Obscure pop culture references are MY shit, not for U, K? This is anarchy!
- So you may be a King with Needful Things, but when this kid catch a body you can’t Stand By Me
- Talkin bout Lord of the Rings? Guess I’m Frodo, you can get dropped when I toss hands
- The Nazgul Scream sound effect was made with horse orgasms, whatever turns you on man
- Did you really just say you would leave me leakin? Well what good is Hell when I be a demon?
- Out here talkin bout vegans in front of an animal, guess you ain’t want beef with me then
- How often does kelp seek out professional help? I know you broke but at least make sense
- The real kelp here is Hell Has Come, gettin washed and that’s why he ain’t win
- For claimin that you on point just wait till I pull out a fuckin knife
- Talkin bout a Caterpillar till you get opened up with this butterfly
- Even the bride of Chucky can’t fuck with puppet
- “i'm not talking about ERB” bruh you just did
- Obama vs Romney? Well settin the precedent is what I’m known to do
- So if you gonna call me a cane that just means I’m walkin all over you
- Came to break ya fuckin spine, razor blades’ll cut and slice
- Only callin me a zombie cause ya girl gave me brains the other night
- Talkin bout do re mi but face the music, I make waves on a larger scale
- You ended the verse by dissin ya self, even you know that you lost and failed
- Now that I rebuttaled ya verse, time to go overkill and break down the rules
- You called me the best and broke ya own 48 line rule, man fuck everything bout this fool
- Nobody puts ya “music” on repeat but I’m here to take you out the loop
- Ya mother breastfed you with Mountain Dew and sprayed it more than a fountain do
- I’m twice the animal that you are, ya style more watered down than Noah’s Ark
- Well since ya pic is the joker you can get decked when I pull ya card
- Remove ya soul for the funeral, rid you of the memories when THIS bell ringin
- Get cooked for gassin ya self up, guess you could call this shit Hell’s kitchen
- No way that verse flows with the Caterpillar beat
- You probably think a gun sounds like Iggy spittin frees
- This victory is pristine as suits for sippin tea with the queen
- For tryna blow up you bout to get blown to smithereens
- Ya whole crew can get this same beat like a cypher
- Casue he may be Hell but I ain’t deemin em fire
- While you just plain gassed, I’m gasoline and a lighter
- Get ya “piece of the pie” when I get eager to slice ya
- You be tryna step in high heels, so for kicks you’ll get ya sole lifted
- Cause even when hell freezes over, you still wouldn’t be cold with it
- Ready or not I’m gettin the profit, at this point homie you better just stop
- You out here takin one hell of a loss, fuck hell in a cell I’m puttin Hell in a box
- Don’t come beggin for rematch you would just be dyin for another round
- I’m thinkin I should switch names with Hell I’m the one who’s fire in the underground
- This the last battle I’m acceptin for now, but I ain’t gonna be away for too long
- I’m just makin sure you takin a loss, goin out with a bang then bangin ya mom