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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Another phony rapper/wanna be emcee I got to decimate,
- break you down, pure logic: through the ill spitting poets predicates,
- Your desire is never coming: like a cure for baldness or the impotent,
- You clearly are an imbecile who has to be taught how to avoid explosions,
- Chem 1: Dont mix pottasium and water, but you aint go to school,
- The alphabetical that I concoct can be strong enough to slaughter fools,
- You weren't strong, you knew, stuck to songs, and them dresses you packin
- Advice: fashion, socials, and kodaks, aint gon help what the flow lackin,
- Your diction 5th grade, and flow about as smooth as hard, bitter candle wax,
- I got the bars, you more concerned about what your twitter handle lacks,
- Display of lyrical aggression employed with literary devices, no dire chorus,
- Kept me as a covert weapon, I got more powers than the eye of Horus,
- Crunchtime came knocking, we found out you had more bounce than Iggy,
- Im about a kilo you an ounce, burn your crib down like three little piggy,
- meet the designated wordsmith, keep the style and cadence NY,no biggie,
- No women, no records, no gold, but you surely are bold,
- I turn whores into nuns who swear lives to Jesus and Mary,
- Start off like Tarantino but end like Tyler Perry,
- You been robbed so many times the police owe you money,
- Think you can rap? came for a contract, sent you back to the drawing board
- I was never a rock and roller or pop star but I know about heavy metals,
- When I rock the scene, phony rappers and emcees lose their mental,
- A buddha head, who about to smoke you faster than the last spliff,
- And if you wanna take it up with my superior I got the brass clips,
- Since birth, addicted, me and rap, are inseperable like conjoined twins,
- Mastermind: plotting, scheming, since the start, made sure I got the win,
- I got language and its intricacies trapped in the petri dish that is my mind,
- And use it to enlighten and categorise knowledge in areas ill defined,
- Exposing phony emcees who cop more lines than coke fiends,
- Spit with strength and sargacity, only the rawest sixteenths,
- You read at a 5th grade level, you wont know what the joke means,
- I got the youth eating out the palm of my hand, my verses evoke dreams,
- A near infinite supply: I got more bars than all of Germany in Oktoberfest,
- Im doing college level, your lines remind me of when I was kindergarten,
- Only friend a tattle tale like you makes is with the police warden,
- Life like a pressure cooker, so Im just doing my best to get you hardened,
- Winter came early, I send you wannabe emcees to hibernate,
- I moved 50 grand of the snow white, and I got to move more weight,
- Prove this game cold, to please crowds I made sure my flows are dark,
- The industry a bus, to get a seat in it, had to fight for it like Rosa Parks,
- Fuck around with us, and we feed you the niner at the diner,
- No amount of teaching and rap school would turn a fool into a royal,
- You gotta be taught not to snitch first, you had a hard time being loyal,
- Battle and diss me publicly, then slide into my DMs for brotherly love,
- I got more guns and ammunition than the average Texan,
- You got more unpaid bills than the average repo company,
- Them bars got the scene stinking worse than a skunk,
- I bodied emcees so hard they started calling lawyers,
- Under surveillance by 5 agencies, son I was just 17 when it all started,
- Get your groove, but surely in this battlespace you are the next departed,
- Im full of so many rhymes linguistically I gotta be a sumo wrestler,
- Your verses dont cut it as a lullaby, might put em on my enemies tombstone
DEFENDER'S RAP
- That's what I thought you said
- Now let me offer this as a rebuttal
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- They say Lil" Nahmir where you been at? I'm just passin' a breeze
- I been runnin' up a check, that's why these bitches on me
- I been coolin', layin' low, but I'm not takin' a seat
- But just know a nigga back and this time I won't leave
- I been runnin', runnin', runnin', gotta check me a bag
- I got hunnids on my neck and I got Trues on my ass
- Niggas said I'm goin' broke, well I just take it and laugh
- I be speedin' in that foreign with Five-O on my ass
- But I'm that nigga, I won't ever change, rubbin' off the paint
- Smokin' dank, got a Uzi in my lap, I let it bang
- Free Lil' Tay, know he keep a 'K, but he not Tay-K
- I up the chop and let it blow him, watch this bitch heat his face, I'm that nigga
- And all my young niggas pullin' triggers, we gorillas
- We let this bitch off until you feel us, for you niggas
- That's always on IG with them yiggies, takin' pictures
- Is you really gon' use 'em or you just loafin' for them bitches?
- You niggas really hoes and you be acting like these bitches
- You niggas say y'all silent but y'all probably in there snitchin'
- Most the niggas that's around me throwin C's like they crippin'
- But they do it for the twins, free Lil' Corey and Lil' Christian
- But I'm rockin' with my shooters and that's mandatory
- One up top like I'm Mozzy, bitch I keep a forty
- You say I'm lackin', nigga try me, shoot you and yo' shorty
- I'm cookin up in the lab like I'm Rick and Morty
- Forty poppa, hit a mobsta, turn your brain to pasta
- Hit a opp up, dreads swangin' just like I'm a Rasta
- Smokin' ganja and I'm zooted, walkin' in my Pradas
- Any nigga test my gangsta nigga, I'ma pop 'em
- And we ain't throwin' hands with you fuck niggas
- It's one up top up in that chamber, better duck nigga
- Niggas dissin' on Lil' Valley, he get slumped nigga
- We shoot his body then we lay him in that trunk nigga
- I'm one-hundo, bitch that's on my life, I will never fold
- A nigga speakin on Lil' Quay, well then that nigga gotta go
- I'm really small but I can fight but I'ma still up that pole
- For you niggas think I'm pussy, you gon' have to show me hoe
- Police always at my fuckin' crib, I don't tell 'em shit
- I'm really rapping 'bout this fuckin life, that I fuckin' live
- But I be coolin', tryna focus on them fuckin' dividends
- But if it's money near yo' head, well I'ma fuckin get it, man
- Ayy, ayy, gang, gang, gang
- Ayy, ayy, gang, gang, gang
- Ayy, ayy, gang, gang, gang
- Ayy, ayy, gang, gang, gang