CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Hey there guys and welcome to hell!
• Billy Mays here and I'm going to tell
• About the incredibly fresh organs I have for sale.
• Believe it or not, I didn't start off as a killer,
• But something in my head told me I just had to kill her!
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• It started in 97, with my teacher Ms. Miller
• Her class was amazing, every second a real thriller.
• But then one day we had an accident, a blood spiller
• Except it wasn't an accident and she was the killer.
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• It was at that moment I knew she needed to die
• So I waited as the opportunity arised
• Then the cops showed up (the fully armed guys)
• Quicker than could be caught by human eyes I reached in the holster
• Soon Ms. Miller's brain was fried and I was caught with a gun between the eyes
• By now everything was slow motion
• Kids running out of class because of all the commotion
• The next bullets hit as fast as a locomotive
• A train off the tracks, and I had no motive
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• By now you may think my story doesn't end
• But I'm telling you it does my friend!
• To this day I dream about the blood and guts that were spilled as I skinned that British slut.
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• Please come back if you wanna buy more, and by that I mean
• There's no EXIT door.