CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Your wack rhymes are like jammed shotgun shells,
• I hit the deepest climax, planned, your plot run stale,
• when it comes to hype songs, you a keyboard warrior that type wrong,
• I fight strong, eat you like Garfield on Lasagna,
• I put emcees out of jobs, killin their employment harder than recessions,
• so go ahead book a funeral procession, you’re watchin the ill
• manifest a hornets nest of grammar, I grip the mic like a body slammer,
• vice grip, nice trip on amphetamines, meta scenes generated by the brain,
• you aint got the grey matter, you just my prey latter, you want beef?
• Here have this word salad, unheard ballad, Slap ya to enlightenment,
• hit you with words that cut your soul, Im a butcher of the spiritual kind.
• A religious alcoholic who never abuse the holy water,
• but quick to steal your only quarter, around me better police yo daughter,
• I spit fire that raise the temperature, but murder you ice cold,
• you type a game like you got arthritis, I kill my competition like it was serial,
• so you go ahead and bring the fruit loop, I got the peanut butter and the jam,
• nasty sounds for your clan, you couldnt rap your way around
• wrapping paper, Im harder than quartz bringing fate and destiny,
• dont know the difference they just bitches who are all the same to me,
• I call dish on you small fish, beatin me? even your genie dont grant that
• wish, Im like the crpytic mystic with a slipped disk who spouts obscenities
• like a bastard who used to dress in goyard, catches a nudity charge in four yards,
• The main supplier of the morgue, be sent to see the coroner if I stop my grind
• Soon as the beat drop, I bring that el nino, and you wish the heat stop,
• look at you, you couldnt MC to hail a taxi,
• The doctor, who put you on a word diet,
• got the canaries screamin like a bird riot,
• so thisll be the gas leak, your mass weak,
• I flow past freaks,
• you couldnt get your weight up if you drank sugar from 8 cups,
• ma spit so ill, the hospital send me a bill,
• I create blueprints as I traverse time and the universe,
• you talk a big game but you aint ever had nothin like me,
• one look at you, and the only thing you ever smashed was the keys
• on your nintendo, toss you up and spit you out like I was Cassiuas Clay,
• lil keyboard Ted Bundy, I was learnin the game when you got your first
• undies.