Battles LEJ vs Bar-Spitter
pop off, have fun
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- Rubbish attacks, my chaps got choppas in-hand, fighting
- Publish tracks, but ya raps like my doctor’s hand-writing
- Inciting violence, Penn. Ave. Cap., no moment of silence
- Cape Canaveral, a bullet to your head space for science
- Holy mackerel! Pull it back bro, too much smack yo'; be tactful
- You're a fractal attacking with infinite battle rapping
- Whacking these clacking Robin's like smacking Batman
- Strapped and loaded, nuclear codes in flows is super imposing
- Exploding is the crowd as they listen to his rambles
- Shambles as the pound by pound champ makes examples
- Round by round, mammals vandaled, sandals flying
- Crying, La chancla in the air, someone's ass is dying
- Eggs frying in the back on the stove with some toast
- With some milk and some jelly cause I love it the most...
- "Homie... why the fuck are you talking about death and food."
- "Is this some morbid juxtaposition for your appetite towards murdering your opponents?"
- "Nah homie, I'm just high as fuck."
- "Me too."
- Enjoy this Corny™ rap :-)
- You asked me to "pop off", well that's what happens every time I say a line,
- And you're the next to get it, so you had better say goodbye,
- You say you like technical bars, then you'll love the bars I mass produce,
- And you called yourself a battle rapper, well I guarantee in this battle you'll lose,
- Cause I'm a better battle rapper than you, my wordplay's fucking awesome,
- When I'm done with you, you'll be wishing that your father had worn a condom,
- You bought up Cape Canaveral, well I used to live there as a child,
- Rocket launches are all I saw throughout my childhood, day and night,
- So it only makes sense that I possess the skill to blast these words
- In your direction, and when they hit you, you'll explode in midair like the Challenger,
- Speaking of the space program, who started that? John F Kennedy,
- You'll die in a similar way that he did, bullet to the head, Rest In Peace,
- Faggot please, you honestly think you could beat me, you're a disgrace!
- The only thing more pathetic than your bars is your 25% win rate!
- I could go on, but for now, ending this shit would be better,
- So feast your eyes on the champ before I close them forever,
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