DEFENDER'S RAP

• As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil
• For death is “Ominous” and “Jaysus” be my only redeemer
• I called you out, whistled at you, you came barking like a hound
• few lines later, fell in the trap, then I blew up your pound
• From ill mortal into Lil mortal, I turned you off with the “Switch”
• that name be made in China, mass-produced like it’s kitsch
• Juggle knives and words, i’m not just a killer, I’m a player
• I be like Buffy Child’s Play and Chucky the Vampire Slayer
• “We, Believe in One God, Perseus, The Almighty”
• got you saying your prayer before telling everyone “Nighty”
• So I heeded your calls, and presented you with a bestowal,
• to torture you, made you immortal but kept you ill in the bowel
• you don’t wanna Combat, called me the underdog, as if you’re a Hero
• You bang on your chest like Goro, I freeze you like Sub-Zero
• I hammered this rap piece like it was a piece of metal
• I screamed these lines as if I worshipped the devil
• Go ahead, empty your clips with your semi-atuomatic, son!
• I’m done shot my rhyme once, dropped you with the double-barelled gun
• They be like Perseus stinks, he eats nasty shit, he eats onions
• But I simply call that other people’s opinions, excuse me, I meant the other people’s opinion
• Because when it comes to world dominion, Got no respect for them-other-fucking minions