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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Listen here, Prince Andrew
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  • Beaten everyone else, but can you
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  • Step to the king? We bout to
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  • Find out. Cross the line like my name is Cafu
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  • I challenge you, but I wouldn’t had you
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  • Stuck to cleaning your sister’s bedroom
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  • And you bringing girls to your bedroom
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  • To twerk for you and give you head you
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  • Sad prick, still sucking primary kid’s dick
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  • Going to playgrounds and raising the stick
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  • Coming to RapPad, looking like a sad dad
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  • Tell me, was this decision right, bitch?
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  • Rap battle ain’t even tight, bitch
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  • You got six dick to my nine inch
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  • Going inside your wife bitch
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  • Cos she flicking that ass like a light switch
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  • You dumb as hell, you an A hole
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  • Your girl is ‘ducing like a Draco
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  • There were as much Os in the bed
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  • As in your A-Levels, you A hole
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  • And man still thinks he has friends
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  • You don’t even live in the ends to get friends
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  • And on the weekends, man is deep in the bed
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  • Wondering, “How am I living?”
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  • Cos your dad never pulled out - Big Mistake
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  • And tell me how long did it take
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  • To see your parents love you no more
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  • After they said no PS, no whores
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  • Though man’s got one night stands with girl that look like horses.
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  • You being born and they not binning you is one world’s worst life choices

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Step to the king? Call me the court jester
  • No joke, I'mma ball you up and euro step ya
  • I grab the mic, handles like Kyrie, admire me..
  • While I rock the mic lightly waxing chumps like candles
  • Dusting mantles for the heads I been collecting
  • Resurrecting all the rappers I respect 'n your not one
  • Shot one across your mom's face like a shotgun
  • Hot fun, then I run the block some, collecting bands
  • Son you work a 9 to 5, dicks in your hands (9inch to 5fingers c'mon)
  • I snort a line 'n drive with some chicks in my pants
  • That's the difference, between a nine and six bitch
  • And weren't you one of the infants asking my friends for dope
  • I think we said nope and you cried like a twelve year old joke
  • I been fucking like a stallion, girls sucking for a medallion
  • I'm valiant with my words, but yours bring boredom
  • If he comes out hard doc I'd rather just abort him
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