CHALLENGER'S RAP

• What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
• A: you can unscrew a lightbulb
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• What does one boob say to the other boob?
• A: If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
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• What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman?
• A: A man will actually press and pull a microwave’s buttons and knobs.
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• Why is masturbation just like procrastination?
• A: It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.
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• What’s the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris?
• A: (SOME) Men don't care
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• Did you hear about the man who got turned into a giant penis?
• A: He was a real dick about it
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• What does a horny frog say?
• A: Rub it
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• A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says:
• “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”
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• PICKUP LINES:
• 1. you’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
• 2.They say that kissing is a language of love,
• so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
• 3. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
• 4Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• 5. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
• 6. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
• 7. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
• 8. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
• 9. Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
• 10. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
• 11. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
• 12. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
• 13. Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
• 14. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
• 15. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
• 16. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
• 17. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?