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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Running your mouth thinking you can escape my wrath
- Thinking you can hit me back with your shitty raps
- Your lyrics are bad, you think you're good?
- I've seen better retards around my neighbourhood.
- I'm gonna SMASH YOU BACK TO HELL.
- You may have risen but this is where you fell,
- I'll leave a hole, just in case.
- Because with this hole you can call this rape.
- Aye, aye.
- Thinking you can code, thinking you can trick me,
- Now you're a clown, and we all know you silly.
- I'm gonna fry you hard with a platter of spaghetti.
- You're dead already.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Doctor Trickster's Analysis
- Your test results are: you tested positive for Autismus Type II.
- MAIN REPORT
- It seems like your case is really fucked up, ight?
- You seem fulfilled but sadly this causes Dementia so you must've lost stuff in life
- "SMASH YOU BACK TO HELL" It seems sadly that the virus turned you to an aggressive 'thug'
- But with proper euthansia we can still fix you, let this be a lesson to never mess with drugs
- Don't talk to people that are already infected with strains
- Don't talk to ruthy because he's gonna fuck you up and go coochie with him forever again
- The virus causes a cytokine storm so please be aware of that
- Remember, don't masturbate with Ruthless or you'll get Autismus AIDS, ya careless man
- TREATMENT
- Euthanasia with 2 mg of pentobarbital should do the trick
- Before that I recommend don't get in touch with dirty roofies, chicks
- PROCESS OF EUTHANASIA
- Injection of Cyanide will shut the neural system down
- The virus clings to antibodies and takes it over, so we kill them out
- Now we mix pentobarbital and PCP and a bit of ruthy's hair
- It binds with the strand of hair, heat them up then cool the pair
- Mix it with Sulfuric Acid then inject it inside the bloodstream
- Your heart stops first then your brain shuts down then the virus is gone
- ENDING WORDS
- If you wanna end it we recommend loading a 12-gauge shotgun or a .45 ACP M1911 pistol and place the muzzle on your forehead.
- Pull the trigger.