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See if you really are the Rappad Policeman
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This guy Trickster's got a big old mouth, but at least this year he's figured it out.
- 2020 timing is when crossdressing is fine so
- the broad inside him can put on a big old blouse.
- The big bad wolf, the Rap Pad scout.
- Probably fifty years old, in his mom's house.
- Yes these are guesses, I guess I can't flex shit,
- He's got more followers and internet presence.
- So I should watch and give him respecting. Right?
- He's a miserable actor that just wallows in his sadness,
- Keep watching over Rap Pad like some macho sort of rapper.
- Curses a lot, I can curse once, and still diss you more that you
- Could ever diss me back.
- Let's react to a mass of his masterfully crafted tracks,
- Including the diss zinger, "Ferni the Cheater Is Back".
- Let's analyze and deconstruct, with lines this weakly strung
- I'd imagine to get by he spends weeknights at Pizza Hut.
- Scrubbing the tables, and strutting the floors,
- Wondering more wonderless ways he can utter some words.
- "Oh, my word, did Trickster dare diss Ferni? When he told him that he's
- an absurd kid?"
- What a bland way to incorporate words in.
- Call me the Vulture, I'm talented, compared to you I'm more so.
- I grab every morsel of dead corpse I can drag off your torso.
- And if you respond to this think you can easily win.
- You even admit in Ferni's Diss, that his friends can beat him,
- And probably beat you as well, so I already win.
- Just call me Ferni's friend, what kind of otherwordly artist,
- Who thinks he can police over a whole site's total content.
- Would admit defeat in battles that no one started.
- Look I can go on and on, but take your dick out of the world and go fuck your mom.
- Stop sticking your shit where it don't belong.
- Take your police hat and go stick it where the sun don't shine,
- Maybe reach into that ass for you to give me more shit packed punchlines.
- And find some gut to respond to this mean guy who just for no reason dissed you.
- Unless random challenges aren't something you still do.
- In that case, I already knew I'd win, so I forgive you.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- imagine talking about one of my oldest disses and roblox rapping in RP LMAO
- Oh gosh guys a roblox rapper is after me, oh no I have nothing up ya
- He's gonna talk about a 2-year-old rap and tell me to fuck my mother
- If you want the clout go get it but you still aren't 'fly' in rap
- Thinking you have plot armour in this site this isn't some emotional Mike Tyson crap
- Even Atlantian has better lyrics and reigned for awhile
- "Roblox rapping is dead! I must bring it back to RP because Ferni is the only thing that's making me smile!"
- You're so obsessed over Ferni sadly I think you're his only fan
- The only thing you're worthy of is cannon-fodder for Ferni's onlyfans
- "Let's see if you're the RapPad Policeman" Damn dude that's really scary, owie dude
- Now you earned your small teenie tiny bit of clout I hope you parents are proud of you
- You hit rock bottom in your life and the dust is your remains n'
- Get off the site your insults are more abstract than a Jackson Pollock painting
- "I just told him to fuck his mom, and he's very gay"
- Holy shit he's growing up! Anyways
- This dude scrolled all the way down to the first few raps now that's contribution
- What a fan, but you're still gonna get blown away by the fact you viewed my shit
- ok im done i genuinely didnt try but here
- fun fact: Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.
- Coffee?