DEFENDER'S RAP

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• I feel like an animal fresh outta' the kingdom, for real
• A real G in fermented oats, this Crown Royal on hail
• I feel like a mechanical fish how I'm greasing the gills
• Such a fanciful mesh, my chance with a cheekier girl
• Drop-dead-thot with shoes I bought, gave me head over heels
• Supernatural blush, Barbie, enough boo's and ya fearless
• I'm drunk to death so let me be the next douche on ya tear-list
• Another body caught
• I'm feelin' like Ammit how I'm consuming these Spirits
• Turn this escapade into an Anime 'cause she thinks 'pyrokinesis'
• But I got whiskey-dick with the 'fire-ball' she threw at my penis.
• Four times worse than when I go all loco
• I'm just a handsome Devil so here she is, chasing that Fireball logo
• Eyesight swirling cravin' cinnamon biscuits, eyeballs so snow-globed
• I sip it like I'm playing hard to get with addiction
• Ethenol, slow-mo, we rise-and-fall in our hyperbolic throes, woah
• Sometimes I drink it alone though, no need for designated drivers
• Throwing down so many Southern Limericks you'd think I was a country writer
• Slurping on this hot White Russian you'd think I was eating Mila Kunis' vagina
• What can I say, I need a happy hour to make up for my down time
• Sometimes I drink to forget yesterday, and I do like there's no tomorrow
• Sometimes I drink to celebrate, and they say be proud of the smalls, so That's my motto!
• 'Til then here's cheers, like the crowd going wild
• Chanting "Where the mermaids at?!"
• 'Cause we're greasing the gills like Pisces cyborgs swimming in an oil spill off the Gulf Coast