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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Shut up Bush! You look like a statue
- in fact you,
- kinda have big mac snag on your ass Mathew
- A Lil ketchup on your cheeks.
- Won't hurt to lick it off you.
- Then terrorize your But. 'Cuz I got you.
- Oh, fuck forgot my pops. guess to the store I'm off to.
- Then I'm storing in you
- A live sized venue
- just for you! to experience.
- You dumbed down girlfriend with silly aids,
- and with plus size gap who.
- pulls a gat and straps it around her labia,
- chlamydia is kicking in the doors, oh well guess I'm into,
- ya, my baby huh? will you zuck that thing?
- O maybe I'm... just a little scared of the.
- HIV you carry a, more than just a bite,
- are you a fairy hun. 'Cause you sprinkle a little magic on my braina.
- Thankfully I'm really dumb. I just walked out of a period.
- I'm pulling in, snatch this vessel, I'm from the Caribbeans.
- An Australian. So drunk I don't remember drinking then.
- But I guess I also feelin' it. A feline pet.
- So whatever this is I am really dead.
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