DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
• Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.
• Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
• Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
• Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
• Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
• Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
• Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.
• Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!
• Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
• Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
• Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
• Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
• Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."
• Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.
• Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!