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Yo Mama Jokes Part 2
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."
- Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
- Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.
- Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
- Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
- Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.
- Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
- Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
- Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
- Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
- Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
- Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."
- Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
- Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
- Yo mamma is so fat and stupid, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.
- Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
- Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ya mother's teeth fell out while suckin dick now she got bedrock teeth
- I woke up covered in bite marks after she slept with me
- Ya mother goes door to door sellin breastmilk in Ziploc bags
- She got a wooden leg with mushrooms growin on that
- Ya mother walks into the barbershop like "Make me look like Tekashi 6ix9ine"
- She seasons her pussy with garlic and thyme, it's nickname in prison is Optimus Prime
- You wanna know why she's even servin all of that time?
- It's for all the men who toppled inside and got swallowed alive
- Ya mother sucks the stains off her shirt and ate herself out with a spork
- She has deep scars on her ass from how damn long she sat out on the porch
- Ya mother got tofu burgers soakin in warm milk right now
- She cleaned em with her bedrock teeth and they fell right out
- Ya mother is from Whatchamacallit, Iowa, she's sworn enemies with Boo Radley
- She says shit like "What's this doohackey?" and when you eat her dirty pussy you get covered in blue acme
- Ya mother listens to Vanilla Ice on mute and starts jackin off with her tits
- She cleans it up with her designer klan hood from Abercrombie & Fitch
- Her childhood crush was Pepè Le Pew
- Ya mother so dumb she gave birth to you