CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
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• Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
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• Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
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• Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
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• Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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• Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
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• Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
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• Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
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• Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
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• Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
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• Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
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• Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
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• Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
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• Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
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• Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
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• Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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• Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
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• Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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• Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.