DEFENDER'S RAP

• Even demons send prayers after seein me there
• Eatin nothin but vegans cooked medium rare
• Now ya worst nightmare is asleep by the stairs
• Evil lair made from pillows, guarded by the creepiest stare
• Givin off villainous vibes you can feel in the air
• Cause for some reason I still think that y’all care
• As I skip through the orchards pickin peaches and pears
• Get more kicks out that shit than the beat of a snare
• Ya friendly neighborhood natural nutjob, inherently insane
• Appeasin to apprehension, I’m apparently a pain
• Can’t think beyond the brink without a little damage to the brain
• Snobs starin in disdain, I just don’t care for bein tame
• Over here I see a babe, over there the seasons change
• And still the child left within me dares to be the same
• Ya feel me? Can’t be the only one carryin the blame
• Grab my mic, do as I like, I ain’t scared of feelin shame
• But at the same time I ain’t prepared for hair to become grey
• And so I keep the childish spirit as a parody of age