CHALLENGER'S RAP

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• Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
• But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
• Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
• But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
• "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
• And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
• And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
• And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
• Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
• By the time they hit fourth grade
• They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
• "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
• Who cut other people open like cantaloupes SLURP
• But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
• Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
• *EWWW!* But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
• Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
• Chorus – Young Sleezey (repeat 2x):
• 'Cause I'm Young Sleezey yes I'm the real Sleezey
• All you other Young Sleezeys are just imitating
• So won't the real Young Sleezey please stand up,
• Please stand up, please stand up?
• Young Sleezey
• Dwayne Johnson don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
• Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
• You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
• Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
• "But Sleezey, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
• Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
• So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
• Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
• So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
• And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
• Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
• "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
• I should download her audio on MP3
• And show the whole world how you gave Young Sleezey VD AHHH!
• I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
• So I have been sent here to destroy you bzzzt
• And there's a million of us just like me
• Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
• Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
• It just might be the next best thing but not quite
• I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
• Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
• The only difference is I got the balls to say it
• In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
• I just get on the mic and spit it
• And whether you like to admit it *ERR* I just shit it
• Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
• Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
• It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
• I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
• Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
• And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
• And every single person is a Young Sleezey lurking
• He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
• *HACH* Or in the parking lot, circling
• Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
• With his windows down and his system up
• So, will the real Young Sleezey please stand up?
• And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
• And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
• And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?