DEFENDER'S RAP

• I just sip juice till my dick loose like when Brain Busta first gets pubes
• I’m all juiced up to sip more, don’t fuckin tell me the substance bein misused
• Since preschool I was puttin juice in a box, the lunch lady was with the shits too
• The cafeteria looked up to us stars more than Bhrigu practicin Hindu
• Sometimes I mixed juice with gin too, slipped a few passed this dude talkin bout it’s “sinful”
• Says who? Juice is real food pretty much till it’s covered in mildew, which I’d still chew
• But then I had an juice sippin experience led to childhood trauma
• I got a little horny, started suckin, choked on the straw and cried for my mama
• Juice can suck my dick I hope you evaporate and fuckin die in a sauna
• You better hope they find you a doctor, start slicin ya box up, time for the slaughter, bitch I’m gonna...holy shit I need to get a life