Battles  QueenVonna vs Jaysus

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • dark knight takes cat woman for date night -
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  • All suited up, mask on
  • didn't fuck for days, need a fuck marathon
  • Alfred where the rubbers at?
  • I'm going out to get my dick wet
  • call cat bitch, get our date set
  • tell her wear leather cause i'm in latex.
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  • two hours later, up the elevator
  • so desperate, makes my balls sweat
  • turn on my Scrotum Coolant, T-M
  • thats advanced shit, only I could use it
  • I reach the roof, cat woman's crouched
  • sexy dressed up, but she's got a rat in her mouth
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  • Bitch, you were supposed to give me head
  • she said 'I was starving, so i went ahead'
  • I'm a billionaire, Ill buy you expensive food
  • fuck you bat man, you live down in the hood
  • your broke as fuck, I can see it in your goods
  • cheap latex, and why do you sound like you're constipated
  • 'I'm not constipated, its my spooky sound by choice'
  • 'whatever dude, it sounds like poopy time voice,
  • my ratatouilles done, im leaving'
  • bitch i cant be believing, but are you for real this evening
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  • shes leaving, I hoped to fuck if she stayed
  • damn it batman, you'll never get laid
  • go back home and lose the suit
  • boner still standing, dont want to pollute
  • hop in the lambo, down in the club rocking gucci
  • turns out wayne gets plenty coochie.

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