Battles Voltar vs lordzen
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Now, lets begin this
- Bow down to your new king, 16 years and about
- To get on the throne, so lets go, ahhh shit I left my cheeriosl.
- Nah, forget them I got these oreos,
- 36 flavors, one for each day, now, you better pray
- Woop yo ass so hard that it dissolved into the starve soul you be setting on fire
- like my ego, just keeps going higher.
- I'm sorry, I'm just to goddamn fly, selling these rhymes to the next buyer.
- Now I know, thats a god damn surefire.
- But if you don't know what that means, read it again, until you see, you'll be glad you did.
- Alright so lets slow this down, In case I'm to fast for you, like I'm a damn porcupine
- But that's just the borderline, so lets not redefine the underlines, oh wait I'm sorry
- did I just say underlines?
- I meant to say "undermines", now you might have to look that up.
- Google my name and see what comes up. The will compose the time I put into these rhymes
- enough to outshine the rest of them rappers
- Gosh dang I wish I had those cheerios, I could of laid you out some scenarios
- but I guess you'll see it in real-time, cause you gonna be getting your ass shined
- I'll knock you out before your curls twist.
- But I might give you mercy if you just bow down to the Rhyme king,
- It'd be in your best interest to, but wait a minute, Oh sh** I just I ran out of time
- To knock your ass into overtime, but its okay we got all day.
- I be like Mugen, not giving a F, regardless of the circumstance, that's just how I am
- so, maybe I'm a Samurai, passed due 200 years
- I be like DAMN NIGGA, I missed out on that Japanese New years,
- But its okay, you can call me the modern samurai.
- My weapon be words, cause they so damn fly that it'd cut your ass into stir fry
- Ah shit wheres the chopsticks, I'm so damn hungry I could eat six but I be quick
- cause them niggas be hatin' so they sending the ninjas, yeah I see the signals
- but I be to damn quick, so they be waitin'
- for my next move to get shaking, but, I'm like Miyamoto, drifting from place to place,
- Give me a nice bed, some good food and I'll be set.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Bloo my opponent, seems like he's out of luck
- beat him in a rap battle without any fucks
- just aiming at these fitted caps like im huntin ducks
- handsome features making your girl blush
- she want to embrace her lust
- yelling my name while I thrust
- she begging me to com-bust
- you no longer have my fucking trust
- blowing my high and taking away that golden dust
- you smell like shit, yet blames me for the musk
- fishing for a fuck to find
- all i got was dirty boots and record sign
- busting caps at these ugly swine
- leaving love juice on these naughty dimes
- committing horrible crimes
- by silting your throat with every line
- I'll kill you ever time
- don't even bother, don't even try
- just lay down go to sleep, and die
- go straight to hell, in heaven you'll never fly
- you think you a solider, with all that camo dye
- you won't be saved even with your weak ass battle cry
- tell your crew good bye
- In these bushes i came up on you and crept
- take one last breath
- before your death
- have your teeth fucked up like you were on that meth
- you as bad as C.J, but he never had any sex
- I'm the big boss I'm writing all of your checks
- you're nothing to me, i took out that metal gear rex
- so go ahead bow down, pay your respects
- You have no muscles so don't even flex