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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • thread? use ur head, u dont even wanna battle
  • thats an even more idiotic idea than eve eatin the apple
  • u see this is emceein n ur just speakin that babble
  • so please cease that bullshit cuz the truth just gets unwraveled
  • the gavels get slammed, the right hand of the law rules
  • im the judge of true hip-hop, true hip-hop is not you
  • you are a kid on the net just thinkin hes cool
  • thinkin that he can rhyme facts but each line lacks the truth
  • your youth so sit back and take notes from the vets
  • your neck deep in rhyme debts and hands stay outreached for free checks
  • but we vets just spit death in your face
  • laugh at your corny ass flows and your slowly paced race
  • your fake just face the facts kid
  • your porceline exterior cracks to reveal the whackness
  • so practice ya spits, research and gather up wits
  • reply when your word river isnt floodin out bits
  • i rips ya lyrically, im a higher degree in theoretical chemistry
  • i physically shake you to the core like parkinson ministries
  • i deminish emcees, replenish ur needs then seize em fast with one swing of my finishing steez
  • my finishing move, cock back and slam the mic against your chest
  • dj the beats of broken ribs and the scratches of broken breaths

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